Welcome to the Magic Joke Collection, the net's largest collection of M:tG humor! Here, you will find over 1500 jokes, nicknames, and humorous cards, all pertaining to the collectable card game Magic: the Gathering. Hopefully, you will all find these pages enjoyable - whether you're looking for some good, fun Magic humor, or whether you're looking to laugh at how so many people are making such a big deal about a silly little card game... : )

For you parent types out there, don't worry, we screen all submissions to make sure that they are appropriate for children...

Comments?? Questions?? Suggestions?? E-mail me them at g***j@a***o.com.

You may want to read the disclaimer, too.. (warning! May actually be funny!)

The Squee Fan Club

The Unofficial Squee Fan Club! Check inside for the facts on Squee, our favorite character from the Weatherlight saga.

Top New Submissions -- March 10, 1998

Only the best or funniest submissions will get added to the collection... take a look at the newest list!!

Nicknames

Check out how many "cousins" Tim has, in this huge collection of 600+ nicknames!

Jokes about Magic in General

"What do you get when you put a Benalish Hero in an Ice Cauldron?" and other various Magic related jokes

You know you've been . . .

Huge list of 100+ "You know you've been playing too much Magic when..." jokes

Cool/Funny Card Creations

I cast Department of Funny Walks on my Knights who say 'Ni", and then summon the Energizer Bunny...