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Jokes about Magic in General

Q) What do you get when you put a Benalish Hero in an Ice Cauldron?: A) Betty Crocker; Submitted by Matthew Anderson
Q) What does Gargamel and a Red Elemental Blast have in common?: A) They both get rid of the Blues; Submitted by David Fernandez
Q) What do you get when you cross Lord of the Pit with Pinky and the Brain?: A) Two little demons ruling the world; Submitted by Annie Somerson
Q) Why does the ocean roar?: A) You'd roar too if you had Giant Oysters on your bottom.; Submitted by Rob Leachman
Q) What do you call cheap cards like Icy Prison?: A) Blue cheese.; Submitted by Nathan Hermecz
Q) What happens if polar kraken gets Flight played on him?: A) Lots of airtraffic jams; Submitted by larz
Q) What do you get when you cross Sisters of the Flame with the Winter Blast?: A) A cold day in heck.; Submitted by Anonymous
Q) What do you get when you cross a nerd with Unholy Armor?: A) Super nerd!!!!!!!; Submitted by Nathan Drackett
Popular Arabian Nights ditty:: Juzam,Juzam,he's our djinn,; if we cast him out,you can't win!; Submitted by A.P.
Q) What do you get when you put a Flight on a Land Leech?: A) Three and a half Leaping Lizards; Submitted by Dan DuBois
Q) Why is Eron the Relentless a freak?: A) How many regenerating creatures have you seen with scars?; Submitted by Anonymous
Q) When will someone slap a "jump" on a "durkwood boars"?: A) When pigs fly; Submitted by J
The Maro (sung to "Tomorrow"): The Maro, The Maro; I love him, the Maro.; He's oh so much fun to play.; The Maro, the Maro,; I summon the Maro; and victory's a draw away. Ugh!; Submitted by Mary Van Tyne
Q) What do you get when a Serra Angel trips?: A) Fallen Angel; Submitted by Anonymous
Q) What d you get when you cross a Witch Hunter with a Storm Cauldron?: A) Witches Brew; Submitted by Jon Palmer

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Jokes about Magic in General