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Nicknames
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GREEN
- Aisling Leprechaun
- Kermit; Green Grocer
- Aurochs
- Da Bulls
- Autumn Willow
- Mother Autumn
- Avatar of Might
- Avatar of Stomping your Opponnent into the Ground; Ace of Spades
- Birds of Paradise
- Bops; Tweety Birds; Mana Chickens; Mana Pigeons; Birdies; Tweeters `o' Paradise; Budgies; Birds of Target Practice
- Chub Toad
- Bud; Fat Frog
- Cockatrice
- Super Chicken
- Cocoon
- Some Assembly Required; The Snooze Button
- Craw Giant
- Hohoho... Green Giant; Mr. Jolly Lumpkis
- Craw Wurm
- Fishing Bait; Crawdad
- Desert Twister
- Summon Let's hear your opponent swear
- Elder Druid
- Walking twiddle
- Elven Archers
- Thallid Shooters; Elvis Archers
- Elvish Farmer
- Salad Eater
- Erhnam Djinn
- Ernie
- Fanatical Fever
- Rabies
- Feral Thallid
- Caesar Thallid; Feral Sallad
- Fog
- "He was here a minute ago"; Smog
- Force of Nature
- Freak of Nature; Bubba; Swamp Thing; Predator; Mongo; Bob
- Forgotten Lore
- "Uhhhh...What did it say again?"
- Foxfire
- "Remember... Only the foolish fear Foxfire."
- Fungal Bloom
- Another one, and another one...
- Fungasaur
- Tim's Pitbull
- Fyndhorn Pollen
- Elvish acid
- Gaea's Liege
- Forest Relocation Program; EPA Inspector; Regrowth II; "Plant A Tree Today"; Johnny Appleseed; "Bring Us...A Shrubbery!"
- Gargatuan Gorilla
- King Kong
- Ghazban Ogre
- Free Agent; Gasbag Ogre; Trashcan Ogre; Benedict Arnold; Deion Sanders
- Grizzly Bears
- Da Bearss
- Hungry Mist
- San Fracisco Smog; Deadly Second-hand smoke
- Hurricane
- No fly zone
- Kaysa
- Lady Diana
- Kudzu
- Gesundheit!
- Ley Druid
- Untapping Grandfather; Obi Wan Kenobi
- Lifeforce
- Aliens
- Llanowar Elves
- Lawnmower elves; Brain Elves; Manawar Elves; mana(more) elves
- Mossdog
- "Go ahead. Enchant me. Pretty please?"
- Niall Sylvain
- Elvis (look at the sideburns!)
- Night Soil
- Salad Bar; Bed Poo
- Overrun
- "Well, I'm, sure they'll stop when they see that we're not moving."
- Pygmy Allosaurus
- "Mom, can we keep him? Please?"
- Quirion Elves
- Technicolor Elves
- Rabid Wombat
- Wascally Wombat
- Sandstorm
- Desert Meister; Tim throwing a temper tantrum
- Scaled Wurm
- Fishing Bait; T-Rex
- Scavenger Folk
- Drug Dealer
- Scryb Sprites
- Scrubs; Scribbies; Scab Sprites; Cherry-Pickers
- Shambling Strider
- Wolverine on 'roids; Muttley; Hunchback of Notre Dame
- Shrink
- Stink; Swimming in cold water; Honey, I...
- Spectral Bears
- Transparent Teddies
- Tarpan
- Poor man's onulet
- Thallid
- Salad Bowler; Thallid Jones
- Thallid Devourer
- All you can eat salad bar
- Thicket Basilisk
- Creature Sweeper
- Thorn Thallid
- Tim on 'shrooms; Thallid Shooter; Toss Thallid; Salad Shooter, Fungal Flak; Slow Tim; Tim on a Timer
- Thoughtleech
- Censorship of the 'Net
- Tinder Wall
- Kindling
- Tranquility
- "Shut-up! Your ruining it!"
- Venom
- Bad Breath
- Veduran Enchantress
- Vernon's Enchantress; The Blonde
- War Mammoth
- Wally the Wonder Mammoth
- Wild Dogs
- Rin Tin Tin
- Wormwood Treefolk
- Uglywood Treefolk
- Yavimaya Gnats
- "Ha-ha! You'll never get rid of this card!"
RED
- Aerathi Berserker
- The Ragin' Cajun
- Ali From Cairo
- Lightning Rod
- Ambush Party
- Surprise, I'm attacking!
- Anaba Ancestor
- Spectral Beef
- Anaba Bodyguard
- Sirloin; Tenderizer
- Anaba Shaman
- Timotaur; Timburger; Tim with horns; "When played with a regular Tim: One Tim, Two Tim, Red Tim, Blue Tim"; I like "Ana"; Tim having a cow?; Minotaur Tim; Cow Prod; HornyTim; Wannabe Shaman; Ana Ng (They Might be Giants song); Cow-poke; Red Tim
- Anaba Spiritcrafter
- Beef Buffer
- Atog
- Grover; Barney on acid
- Ball Lightning
- Sparky; great balls of fire!!!; flaming balls
- Bird Maiden
- Maya; Pocahontas
- Brother's of Fire
- Tim's Big Brothers; Blowtorch, inc.; the Blowtorch Brothers
- Chain Lightning
- Pain Lightning
- Chandler
- Adam Sandler; Summon Friend (as in "Friends", on TV)
- Conquer
- "This land is your land, this land is my land, etc.."
- Disintegrate
- Where did my skin go?
- Dragon Whelp
- Dragon Wimp; Squeeky; Dragon Grenade; Poor Man's Shivan; Suborbital Tactical Nuke; "Peep! Peep! RRRRROAAAAAR!!!!!"; Whelpy Whelpy!; Tweety byrd; Dragon Whimp; the atomic dragon; Kamikaze
- Dwarven Warriors
- Stumpies
- Earth Elemental
- Pudgie; Constipation Man; Summon Sumo Wrestler; Sumo Boy; Yokozuna
- Eron the Relentless
- Eric the Red; Boot to the Head; Axel Rose
- Evaporate
- Timocide
- Fireball
- Hot Cross Tim; Goodness, gracious, great balls o' fire!; Hodouken!!!; Crispy Critters
- Firebreathing
- Bad Breath
- Fire Elemental
- Fire Babe; ooh she's hot; The Cheerleader
- Fissure
- Bulldozer; Hole in ground; "watch where you step"; Big-Fat-Crack
- Giant Strength
- Steroids
- Goblins of the Flarg
- The Hendersons
- Goblin Flotilla
- Noah's commandos; These boats were made for walkin'
- Goblin Grenade
- "Here, take this and run over there!"; Hot potatoe; The suicide bomber; Iranian Magic; Unabomber
- Goblin Snowman
- Frosty
- Hill Giant
- Harry
- Hurloon Minutaur
- Ground Chuck
- Incinerate
- "Toasty!" (MK2 voice)
- Inferno
- Burning doggies; Kid with matches; Flying, flaming dog!
- Jokulhaups
- TIDAL WAVEEEEE; Nevinyrral's Bad Hair Day; Reset; Temper Tantrum
- Joven
- Alice Cooper
- Keldon Warlord
- Keldon Snorelord; Captain Kirk; "I have a big sword"; Keldon Plague-rat
- Kird Ape
- Koko; Bobo; Cheese Monkey; Crud Ape; Turd Ape
- Lightning Bolt
- "ping"; "Zapped for three"; "Booyah!"
- Mana Clash
- Suicide token
- Mana Flare
- Damn it, I hate math; Hemorrhoid flare-up
- Marton Stromgald
- Target Pratice; Marty
- Meteor Shower
- Algebraic Death
- Mountain Goat
- Billy
- Mountain Yeti
- Harry
- Orcish Artillery/Cannonneers
- The Tim Brigade; Tim Platoon; Tim Armada; Summon 12-Gauge (shotgun); Tim's Really Ugly Mother In Law; Masochist Tim; The Gunslinger
- Orcish Captain
- Ugluk
- Orcish Conscripts
- Orcish Nose-Pickers; Mummy's little Nose Miners
- Orcish Farmer
- The Babe
- Orcish Librarian
- "Take it , PLEEASSEE!"
- Orcish Lumberjacks
- The poor man's lotus
- Orcish Spy
- Peeping Tom
- Orgg
- Low self-esteem; overgrown cow
- Pyroclasm
- Extra Strength Raid; Weenie Roast
- Shivan Dragon
- Deep Hurting; Counterspell Magnet; "Oh, Bugger..."; Mr. Happy; Puff on steroids; Chivas Regal
- Sqee, Goblin Nabob
- George W. Bush
- Stone Giant
- The Quarterback; Upchuck; "Atogs away"
- Uthden Troll
- Chuck; Ross Perot; Ferengi; Quark (from DS9); Oi Oi, Popeye
- Vertigo
- ValueJet
- Wheel of Fortune
- Wheel of Fish; Beef; "It's time for America's most popular game show..."
WHITE
- Abbey Gargoyles
- Disney at it's most violent
- Akron Legionaire
- Ball Hog
- Amrou Kithkin
- Scully
- Angry Mob
- Angry Slobs
- Arenson's Aura
- "Do not leave bag within reach of children three years or younger"
- Argivian Archaeologist
- Indy; Indiana; Archie
- Aysen Bureaucrats
- Brien Mulrouney & Friends; politicians
- Benalish Hero
- Ensign Expendable; Disposable Hero; Banana Hero; Sigourney; Belinda the Hero; Benalish Martyr; Red Shirt "From Star Trek"; Lady Jaye
- Blinking Spirit
- Blinky; Summon: LED; Summon: Timing rules lawyers
- Call to Arms
- Racist Crusade
- Capashen Knight
- "Hopefully he looks so scary that no one will attack him anyway"
- Circle of Protections
- Police (as in CoP); Let's play "chicken"
- Cirlcle of Protection: Artifacts
- Bomb Shelter
- Circle of Protection: Black
- Pit Lord Insurance
- Circle of Protection: Red
- Smoke Detector
- D'Evanant Archer
- Tim's Girlfriend; Frontline Tim
- Disenchant
- Thanksgiving Dinner Plate
- Elder Land Wurm
- Elder Sandworm
- Enduring Renewal
- Unendearing Reusal; recycler
- Errand of Duty
- The Draft; Wake-up call
- Farrel's Zealot
- Farrel's Jello; Baldy
- Farrelite Priest
- Pope John Paul 2
- Festival
- Hangover
- Hand of Justice
- Judge Eto; Green Guy; The Man with The Hand
- Holy Day
- White Fog
- Icatian Javelineer
- Tim in training; Tim for a day; Tim with a stick; Tim on a stick; Tim's Derringer; Icatian Hookers; Tim, Jr.
- Icatian Phalanx
- Icatian Phallus
- Island Sancturary
- Club Med
- Kismet
- "Ratta-Tap-Tapped!"
- Kjeldoran Skycaptain
- Kjeldoran Skyscraper
- Kjeldoran Skyknight
- He slices! He dices! He juices!
- Land Tax
- Income Tax + GST
- Lightbringer
- Suicidal wierdo; "No, listen, you're not alone. We can help you."
- Mesa Pegasus
- "Flying Burritos"
- Miracle Worker
- Scotty
- Mtenda Griffin
- Return of the Griffin
- Northern Paladin
- Dirk
- Order of Leitbur
- Order of Light Beer; Budweiser Brigade; The Reformed Order of the Ebon Hand; Department of Labor
- Petra Sphinx
- Psychic Hotline
- Preacher
- The Reverend Elvis
- Retribution of the Meek
- Wrath of a Lesser God
- Reverse Polarity
- Reverse Poultry
- Samite Healer
- Sammy; CoP: Tim; The Anti-Tim; Spamite Healer; Al (as is "I don't think so Tim" from Home Improvement); Sodomite Healer
- Savannah Lions
- Simba; White Vice
- Seeker
- Sneakers
- Seraph
- Mine!; Shutdown Angel
- Serra Angel
- Holly lujah [hallelujah]; Babe-a-licious; Kay Serra Serra; Serra Babe; Miss America; Steph; Serra Lee
- Snow Hound
- Lassie (because she saves Timmy from death every game); Rescue Ranger
- Swords to Plowshares
- Farming; Stop Sign; Elvis has left the building; STP; "You need a vacation!"
- Thunder Spirit
- Turkey Spirit
- Veteran Bodyguard
- Jean Claude (Van Damme); Captain Kirk; Serra's Boyfriend
- Wall of Swords
- "It slices...It Dices..."; Flying Cuisinart
- Witch Hunter
- Tim in Drag; Tim the Evangelist; Tim Elemental (combo Tim and Time Elemental)
- Wrath of God
- Noahs Flood; "EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL!!!"
MISCELLANEOUS
- Force of Nature, Colossus of Sardia, Lord of the pit, Leviathan, etc. . .
- The New York Giants
- Invisible Juggernaut
- "The Ninja-MobileTM: Ninja cloaking device: ON!!"
- 1 point of damage
- "poke"; "Plink"; "Ow! - Quit it"
- Basilisk with Regeneration or Maze of Ith
- "slurp" (from the noise made by its owner when attacking)
- IA multis
- Pain Lands; Ouch Multis.
- Nevinnerals Disk with Zuran Orb
- "Nuke/Nurse"
- Any large creature (Marjan, Craw Giant, Shivan, etc.)
- "Summon Counterspell"
- Channel-Fireball combo
- Suplex; Death by Fromage
- 1st turn Dark Ritual-Hipnotic Specter combo
- "Get ready to suck two and then lose your Serra"
- Library of Leng and Demonic Tutor
- The Yellow Pages
- First Turn - Dark Ritual, Pox in a 30 pt. - 7 player game
- Hey, Look at the idiot!; summon death
- Urza's Mine, Urza's Tower, Urza's Power Plant
- The UrzaTron; Urza's Real Estate
- Jester's Cap + Jester's Mask
- Jester's Garb
- Mishra's Factory/Workshop
- Mishra's Industrial Park
- Alladin's Ring/lamp
- Alladin's Toys
- Magic: the Gathering
- Paper Crack; Money the gathering, magic the goatherding
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