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Nicknames
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LAND
- Bottomless Vault
- Fort Knox
- City of Brass
- Tim and his amazing technicolour dreamcoat; City of Pain
- Desert
- Tim Under the Sand; Tim's Backyard; The Land Before Tim; Tim at the Beach; Tim's house
- Forest
- Future Parking Lot
- Island of Wak-Wak
- Island of Wacked; Gilligan's Island
- Kjeldoran Outpost
- Dude Ranch
- Maze of Ith
- Maze of Ick; Mega Ick; Maze of Twit; Maze of Itch; Maze of cheese; Blight bait
- Mishra's Factory
- Ticked off union workers; Stumpy
- Mogg Hollows
- Hog Wallows
- Oasis
- Tim's favorite vacation spot
- Plains
- More Kansas Flatland
- Rainbow Vale
- "This land is my land, this land is your land..."; Bong Land; Reading Rainbow; Happy land
- Safe Haven
- Witness protection program; Hidey Hole
- Snow-Covered Forest
- Canada
- Swamp
- "Hey, living there made the atog what it is today."
- Taiga
- Kird Ape County
- Teferi's Isle
- Atlantis
- Timberline Ridge
- Tenderloin Ribs
- Urza Lands
- Urza's Bug; Urza's Baked Potato; Big Ben
ARTIFACTS
- Aeolipile
- Tim in a Bottle; The Holy Hand Grenade
- Aladdin's Ring
- Tim's Cannon; The Timinator; Tim on drugs; The ShotGun; Bazooka; Spock Ring; Thump!; Mana Cannon; "All right, darling, I have a very important question
to ask you..."
- Armageddon Clock
- Tick, tock...
- Barbed Sextant
- Barbie's sextant; Barbie's dream cantrip;
- Basalt Monolith
- Phallic Battery; Neveready Battery
- Black Lotus
- Rich but Dumb; Big bad flower; Flower Power!
- Black Mana Battery
- Foul Flowerpot
- Black Vise
- Not Nice; Velveeta; Summon Opponent Loses The Game; Dummy Crusher; Well aged cheddar; "Oops, I won!"
- Blue Mana Battery
- Pacific Hydroelectric
- Bone Flute
- Skin Flute
- Bottle of Suleiman
- Bottle of Sillyman; Bottle of Djinn; Djinn in a Jug; Pop Up Djinn
- Brass Man
- The Gimp; Beaker; The Nutless Wonder; C3P0; The Tin Woodsman; Rusty
- Chaos Orb
- happy fun ball; Cocoa Puff; Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
- Coal Golem
- The THING
- Colossus of Sardia
- Andre, wearing a holocaust cloak from The Princess Bride; Rocky
- Cursed Rack
- Confiscation Day; Tax audit
- Cyclopean Tomb
- King Tut's Tomb
- Didgeridoo
- Cow Call
- Dingus Egg
- Dingle Egg
- Elkin Bottle
- Bottle of Suck
- Feldon's Cane
- Serra Insurance; The Recycling Program
- Fellwar Stone
- Wellfare Stone; Mox Pyrite; City of Brasstone
- Fountain of Youth
- IV Drip
- Gauntlets of Chaos
- Jonsey's Mittens of Confusion
- Gauntlet of Might
- Disechant Target
- Glasses of Urza
- Summon Annoy Opponent; Cheat sheet
- Grapeshot Catapult
- Surface to Air Tim; Skeet Shooter
- Green Mana Battery
- Magic Mirror
- Howling Mine
- Happy Mine; Howling mime
- Ice Cauldren
- Mice cauldren; "What do I do again?"
- Icy Manipulator
- Icky Manipulator; Twiddle Stick; Spicy Rejunivator; Icy
- Implements of Sacrifice
- Lotus wanna-be
- Iron Star
- Oriental Red
- Ivory Tower
- Phallic Tower
- Jade Monolith
- Statues of Easter Island
- Jade Statue
- "I saw it MOVE!!! I Swear, I saw it MOVE!!!"; Gumby; Buddha
- Jayemdae Tome
- Book; Look it up
- Jester's Cap
- Jester's Crap; Summon Pickpocket; Wet Head; Deck Rapist
- Jeweled Amulet
- Mox on layaway; Poor Man's Mox; Baby Mox; Ashnod's Broken Mox
- Juggernaut
- Fugglynaut; Lightning Rod; Bolt Bait; Juggersnot; Mamma Jugs, I believe; "chug-a-chug-a chug-a-chug-a"; Lightning rod; Juggy
- Mana Crypt
- Tim's Slot Machine
- Mana Vault
- Tim in a Safe
- Masticore
- Tim's Cat; Tims a Were-cat
- Meekstone
- Limbo Stick
- Mirror Universe
- The Big Cheese
- Mox Emerald
- Mood Ring; Elf on a rope
- Nevinyrral's Disk
- Tim's Rampage; Reset Button; Larry Niven's Disk; Panic Button; Kaboum!; The Great Equalizerl; Neville's disk; Vinnie
- Obsianus Golem
- Rocky; Obscene Gole; Chocolate Thunder; Obseqious Golem; Stinky
- Ornithopter
- Hornythopter; Ornipopper; Atog food; Orniflopter; The Kite
- Primal Clay
- Gumby
- The Rack
- Are you on crack!?; Supply-sider Magic
- Rackalite
- Rack-a-lame; the mana sponge
- Red Mana Battery
- Chili Pepper; Blood Bank
- Ring of Maruf
- Ring of My Roof
- Rocket Launcher
- Semi-automatic Tim; Teenage Turtles with Rabies; Tim with an Uzi; Tim on a shoulder
- Rod of Ruin
- Tim on a stick; Ugly Stick; B.B. Gun; Artifact Tim
- Roterothopter
- Roto Rooter; Jurassic park anyone?; Orni's big brother
- Serrated Arrows
- TimSneeze, Timanche; Bulls Elf!!!!!
- Snake Basket
- Can of Worms
- Soldelvi Golem
- Juggernaut in training
- Soldevi Sentry
- Soldevi Surfer
- Sol Grail
- Holy Grail; Mox Prism
- Sol Ring
- Flaming Cheerio; Ring of Fire; Mystic Donut
- Spirit Shield
- Sulu
- Standing Stones
- "I can't afford a city of brass"
- Sunstone
- Fogrock
- Teferi's Puzzle Box
- Rubix Cube
- Triskelion
- Three-Shot Pistol; Three shot tim; Tim on a timer; Robo-Tim; Mad Shop-vac; 3 Tims in a tube
- Urza's Bauble
- FREE GIFT!; Atog Fodder
- Vexing Arcanix
- Psychic Hotline; Russian Roulette: the home game; The Perpetual Stomach Ache
- VooDoo Doll
- Cabbage Patch Tim; Grandma's pin cushion; Acupuncture gone awry
- White Mana Battery
- Solar Panel
- Wooden Sphere
- Morning Wood
- Yotian Soldier
- Serra Junkpile
- Zuran Orb
- Zorb; Zuran cheeseball; Summon twenty more turns
GOLD
- Angus MacKenzie
- Mr. Fog
- Arcades Sabboth
- Ozzy
- Elemental Augury
- The Psychic Friends Network
- Essence Vortex
- How much you like that critter?
- Gwendolyn Di Corci
- Original owner of the Disrupting Scepter
- Kasmir the Lone Wolf
- Kasmir the lame wolf
- Kjeldoran Frostbeast
- Popsicle gone bad; The Abominable Snowman; The Ghost; Kjeldoran Frostbite
- Lady Caleria
- Lady Celery; Lady Calorie
- Lord Magnus
- Lord Pupa (looks like he's cocooned)
- Marhault Elsdragon
- Conan the Barbarian; Mr. Spock on steroids
- Merieke Ri Berit
- If Seasingers could walk...; Devil Seasinger
- Mountain Titan
- Mr happy
- Nebuchadnezzar
- Old Geezer
- Nicol Bolas
- Book Worm
- Rith, The Awakener
- Flying Monkey
- Skeleton Ship
- PermaTim
- Stangg
- Ren & Stimpy; Bert and Ernie; Cheech and Chong; Yin and Yang; Multiple Man; Two for one sale; Twin Trouble; He's two mints in one!; Beavis & Butthead; Pinky and the Brain
- Storm Spirit
- Tim on Acid
- Tor Wauki
- Tor the Wacky
BLACK
- The Abyss
- The Bermuda Triangle
- Abbysal Horror
- Worthless rare; Piece of Junk; Doesn't deserve to be a card; Dumbest Rare; Kitty Litter
- Abyssal Specter
- Chicken Rider
- All Hallow's Eve
- Dawn of the Dead; Tim's Night Out
- Banshee
- Tim's P.O.ed ancestor; Tim on steroids
- Baron Sengir
- Fireball fuel; Baron Harkonnen
- Bog Imp
- Pimp daddy
- Breeding Pit
- Doritos (Crunch all you want; we'll make more); hippy protest camp; Lord of the Pit food; Torach's dinner
- Brine Shaman
- Jacques Cousteau [look very closely]
- Cosmic Horror
- Cthulhu; the Thing that goes Bump in the Night
- Crypt Rats
- Pestilence Bombs
- Cuombajj Witches
- Tim' Evil Stepsisters; Kumbaya Witches; Tim's ex-girlfriends; Timmerang; Mrs. Tim
- Cursed Land
- Urza's Three Mile Island; "Hey, who played Flight on the control rods?"
- Cyclopean Mummy
- King Tut; Unrecyclable Mummy; Cyclo-peon Mummy; "Hey, what happened to my Cyclopean Tomb?"
- Dark Banishing
- "Fix em'"
- Darkness
- Black Fog
- Demonic Attorney
- Dwarven Simpson Defense Team
- Demonic Consultation
- DC; "Boy, I really need that card!!!"
- Demonic Tutor
- Demonic Booger (Demonic Tutor helps you "pull out a good one".) ; Demonic Neutor; Demonic Cheater; Demonic Tooter; Geometry teacher; DT; Demonic Two-Door; "Go Fish"
- Derelor
- Derelict; Juzam Jr.; Thrull Cow
- Diseased Vermin
- Plague Rats, v. 2.0
- Drain Life
- Tinkerbell goes bad
- Dread Wight
- Dead Weight
- Drudge Skeletons
- Juggernaut Feed ; Geometry Students ; "'Tis but a scratch!" ; "None shall pass."
- Dry Spell
- Raid
- El-Hajjaj
- El-Haha
- Erg Raiders
- Third Graders; Egg Riders; Urban Raiders; ERRRRGH!; Refrigerator raider
- The Fallen
- Ex-Tim
- Fallen Angel
- Serras bloodthirsty twin
- Fevered Strength
- Rabies
- Frozen Shade
- Frozen Pop
- Goast Hounds
- "nice doggie... AHHHH!"
- Grandmother Sengir
- Dr. Ruth; Grandma; Grandmama; "Come sit on grandma's lap!"; The Old Bag
- Hasran Ogress
- Chubby Tart; Little Miss Slobbiddy; Jabba Da' Slut
- Hecatomb
- Gattling Tim; Metronome(pokes constantly); Pestilence with Glasses
- Hell's Caretaker
- Hell Gate Keeper; The Crypt Keeper
- Howl from beyond
- Howl from behind; Creature belches a fireball
- Hyalopterous Lemure
- Hypotanuse Lemure; Hippopotamus; Hypo-lazurus Lemure
- Hymn To Tourach
- My Dinner With Tourach
- Hypnotic Specter
- Hypnotic Sphincter; Damn Hippies; Hyppie, Hippie; Nymphonya sphinctor; Hippy
- Infernal Darkness
- "Hey, who turned out the lights?"; Blackout
- Initiates of the Ebon Hand
- the filter
- Inquisition
- Tim on a witch hunt; "Nobody expects the Spanish..."
- Irini Sengir
- "I want my alimony!"
- Juzam Djinn
- Ol' Ugly; Juice and Gin
- Krovikan Vampire
- Dr. Kevorkian vampire; Cherub
- Lord of the Pit
- Pit friendless; Lord it's a Pity; Fluffy, Lord of the Cess Pit; Summon Self Destruct Sequence; Peaches; Up-and-coming Slim-Fast customer
- Marsh Gas
- "Who sliced the cheese!!"
- Mind Twist
- Mind Cheese
- Moor Fiend
- Morphine; Moor Friend
- Necrite
- Not Right
- Nether Shadow
- He'll Be Back!!
- Norrit
- IgNorrit(ignore it)
- Paralyze
- "Red light!"; Mononucleosis; Summon Centaur Belly button Blaster; Liposuction
- Pestilence
- Smiley
- Plague Witch
- Blair Witch; Britany Spears; Purple People Killer
- Pox
- The Black Plague
- Royal Assassin
- Vinnie; "Quick! Get that Lightning Bolt out!"; Super Tim!; Le Royal with Cheese; Homicidal Tim
- Sengir Autocrat
- Shemp (with Larry, Moe, and Curly)
- Sengir Vampire
- Telly; Cueball; Uncle Fester; Tom Cruise (Interview...); Captain Picard; Stinger; Vlad; Lawyer (gains off of other peoples suffering.); Lestat; Strahd
- Sorceress Queen
- Resourceless queen; the visene lady; Sengir spoonfeeder
- Soul Burn
- Soul Food (heals caster)
- Stench of Evil
- "All Right, Who Farted?"
- Torture
- Timspell
- Touch of Death
- Poke o' Death
- Uncle Istvan
- Leatherface with a Hatchet; Uncle Istie; Jason (from Friday the 13th); Uncle Willy; Wall of Istivan, wall of uncle's, wall of old farts; O.J. Simson; The old man from scene 24 (Holy Grail); Uncle Izzy
- Veldrane of Sengir
- Kurt veldrane the singer; Mick (Jagger)
- Will o' the Wisp
- Wall o' the Wisp
- Yawgmoth's Bargain
- Yawgmoth's Card Trade; E-Bay
- Yawgmoth Demon
- The Pitlord's bad hair day; Atog with a shotgun
BLUE
- Aether Storm
- Birth Control
- Apprentice Wizard
- Mana Man; Merlin
- Balduvian Conjurer
- Bony Conjurer
- Brainstorm
- And now, deep thoughts...; "That was my skull!!! I'm so wasted!!!"
- Camarid
- Baby Crawdad
- Clone
- Xerox; Photo Copy
- Control Magic
- "Wow, I've always wanted one of these!"; Herbal Extacy
- Counterspell
- "Not on my shift!"; Try again!; "Maybe later!"; "You thought"; "As if!"; "You didn't say Mother May I"; "Not to be!" ; Simon didn't say; Blocked!; "Just say no!"
- Counterspell (IA)
- Shutdown in a swimsuit
- Deep Spawn
- Big Crawdad; Rock, rock, Rock Lobster!; Blue Lobster
- Flash Counter
- "No, I insist!"
- Flying Men
- Flap Flap
- Flood
- "Another tragic plumbing accident!"; "Get your tools!"; "Let's go surfing!"
- Force Spike
- For Spite
- Ghost Ship
- Tim on the Titanic
- Giant Albatross
- "Albatross! Albatross!"; "It's got a bloody Albatross flavour!"
- Giant Oyster
- Tim trap
- Giant Shark
- Jaws
- Homarid
- Crawdad
- Homarid Spawning Bed
- Crawdad Farm; Seafood Restaurant
- Island Fish Jasconius
- Wrath of Cod; Wall of Really Big Fish; I'm standin on a what!?!?; Giant sushi bar
- Jump
- Pocket rocket
- Juxtapose
- "Just suppose" we had different creatures!
- Leviathan
- Terminator; The Windsock; Fog Bait; Mr. Fishie
- Magical Hack
- David Copperfield
- Mahamoti Djinn
- Margarine Djinn
- Mana Short
- Child support; not today; shoulda paid your electric bill; Poor man's Timewalk
- Marjhan
- Martzipan; Margarine
- Memory Lapse
- "Stay tuned- Same deck, next round!"; Time Walk
- Mystic Decree
- The FAA; Ground Control
- Mystic Remora
- Pesce alla Jayemdae
- Phantom Monster
- Cookie Monster
- Pirate Ship
- Tim on a cruise; Tim on a boat; Tim on a Ship; Aqua-Tim; Admiral Tim; Timtanic; Swim Tim; Tims of the Carribean
- Polar Kraken
- Nice Puppy. . .; "Granny! What big teeth you have!"; "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea"
- Portent
- IMPortent(it's important to see the upcoming cards)
- Power Sink
- Disgruntled Lunchlady(Breakfast exploded again); I hate cleaning the toilet!!
- Prodigal Sorcerer
- Tim; Pierre; Picard; Particle Bob; InTIMadator; Pinger; Bink; Binky; Prod; POKE!; Prodigal Popper; Poker, Prodigal Poker; Prodigal Sniper; Jacques
- Psychic Allergy
- Tim with a cold
- Psionic Entity
- Suicidal Tim; S&M Tim; Akira
- Puppet master
- Japedo; "Toby! Toby! ...Yes, lord Kuruku?"
- Ray Of Command
- Jack Kevorkian
- Ray of Erasure
- Millstone wanna-be
- Remove Soul
- Miscarriage
- Reveka Wizard Savant
- Tim's Eccentric Uncle; Old Mother Tim
- Sea Serpent
- Wall of Fish; Wall of Scales
- Seasinger
- Clam Chick
- Sergovian Leviathan
- Baby Leviathan
- Sibilant Spirit
- "Ready or not, here I come..."
- Sliptide Serpent
- "NO! NOT THE SERPENT AGAIN!!!"; Slip-Slide Serpent;
"And I Bet You Thought That The Power Of Blue Was Just In The Spells"
- Sunken City
- Magic Rocks
- Suq'Ata Firewalker
- Fireproof Tim, Firefighter Tim
- Thoughtlace
- Eye of Eyelace
- Time Elemental
- "Go away. Go on, scoot. Shoo."
- Timetwister
- Wheel of Feldon
- Time Walk
- "Here we go again!!!"
- Unsummon
- "Who's there?"; "Who's attacking? I don't see anybody."
- Viscerid Drone
- Sebastian the crab
- Wall of Vapor
- Vapor Barrier; "Ok, Who farted"
- Wall of Wonder
- "Man, I'm more wasted than I thought."
- Zephyr Falcon
- Serrakeet (mini Serra Angel); Zippy the wonder chicken!!; Serra Chicken
- Zuran Spellcaster
- Jim; Tom; Tim on Ice; Timsicle; Zim; Frozen Tim; Ice-T; Tim Twin; Zack; Al from Home Improvement; Uncle Tim; Grandpa Tim
- Zur's Weirding
- "If you can read this card, you have already lost"; Show and Tell
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