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Posted by Homer on June 26, 1998 at 16:58:13:

In Reply to: Re: Another UNBEATABLE DECK!!! posted by (V)etallica on June 24, 1998 at 10:55:42:

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: : : Yes folks, here is a deck with a 99.8% chance of winning, even after say 5 paris's ;p

: :
: : : 2 things to note:

: : : 1) The hell if this thing is legal in any kinda play, and if it was, it would be banned halfway through it's first game :)

: : : and 2) You will NOT EVER in your life be able to afford this bugger, unless you are willing to sell off your first three sons

: : :
: : : and here it is...

: :
: : : the deck we've all been waiting for...

: :
: : : the UNBEATABLE deck!!
: : : (more or less ;p)

: :
: : :
: : : 600 cards, yes 600 cards

: : : 300 Black Lotus (Ok shut up)
: : : 250 Wheel of Fortune (Shut up #2)
: : : 50 Feldon's Canes (Well at least I can fill this spot hehe)

: :
: : : there you go

: : : go forth, enjoy, and if anyone manages to build this monstrosoty, I will renounce all my religion and worship you from here to the end of time

: : : -Zur

: : :
: : : ps: Sage, here's a deck that just eats your DER for dinner ;)

: : : on any given day:
: : : 4(R) + 63(C) - 1(T) = 66/2 = 33

: : : 33??

: : : :)

: : Here's another one. You know the house rule about you can draw another 7 cards
: : if you does not draw any land? Well... this was what it took to convince the scrubs
: : not to play with that rule.
: : The deck is Type II (could also be type I but then there would be the danger of pitch spells)
: : and includes

: : 2 Lotus Petal
: : 1 Raging Goblin
: : 1 Hatred
: : 2 Dark Ritual
: : 54 other cards.

: : I would explain that I intended to keep on drawing new hands until I got the combo.
: : But off course this unbeatable deck demands that you play by that no-land rule and gets to go first
: : to avoid Shock (or an Ornithopter)!

: If you think yours was expensize, look at this one

:
: Black Lotues 300,001
: ansetrial recall 900,000
: feldons cane 3
: draw as many recalls as you need, then make them draw there deck.

1) Anyone can make guaranteed broken decks if we get to change the deck construction rules. [That's why we have the rules, after all.]
2) Lord Zur = Why make the deck bigger than 60 cards? It works much better smaller. I've seen it done.
3) Squandered Monkey = I'm not familiar with the rule you're referring to. Do you get to keep the first 7 cards if you draw 7 more? If not, what happens if you get the Raging Goblin BEFORE the Lotus Petal? Answer = YOU LOSE.
4) (V)etallica = Your deck barely works. Since less than 1/4 of your deck produces mana, there's a fairly reasonable chance that you'll get no mana and lose. Again, I don't see the need to have 12,004 cards in a deck when 60 will do the trick.
5) There is a mill for these kinds of ideas. This isn't it.

Follow Ups:

Your answers The Man without a Name 21:23:29 6/26/98 (5)
- Re: Your answers Homer 09:56:03 6/27/98 (3)
  - Why feldons cane? (V)etallica 12:45:21 6/28/98 (2)
    - Re: Why feldons cane? Homer 10:27:17 6/29/98 (1)
      - Ok, Don't read what i just said :P (V)etallica 22:39:12 6/30/98 (0)
- 60 cards Yog-Sothoth 04:24:20 6/27/98 (0)

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: : : : : : Yes folks, here is a deck with a 99.8% chance of winning, even after say 5 paris's ;p : : : : : : : 2 things to note: : : : : 1) The hell if this thing is legal in any kinda play, and if it was, it would be banned halfway through it's first game :) : : : : and 2) You will NOT EVER in your life be able to afford this bugger, unless you are willing to sell off your first three sons : : : : : : : : and here it is... : : : : : : : the deck we've all been waiting for... : : : : : : : the UNBEATABLE deck!! : : : : (more or less ;p) : : : : : : : : : : : 600 cards, yes 600 cards : : : : 300 Black Lotus (Ok shut up) : : : : 250 Wheel of Fortune (Shut up #2) : : : : 50 Feldon's Canes (Well at least I can fill this spot hehe) : : : : : : : there you go : : : : go forth, enjoy, and if anyone manages to build this monstrosoty, I will renounce all my religion and worship you from here to the end of time : : : : -Zur : : : : : : : : ps: Sage, here's a deck that just eats your DER for dinner ;) : : : : on any given day: : : : : 4(R) + 63(C) - 1(T) = 66/2 = 33 : : : : 33?? : : : : :) : : : Here's another one. You know the house rule about you can draw another 7 cards : : : if you does not draw any land? Well... this was what it took to convince the scrubs : : : not to play with that rule. : : : The deck is Type II (could also be type I but then there would be the danger of pitch spells) : : : and includes : : : 2 Lotus Petal : : : 1 Raging Goblin : : : 1 Hatred : : : 2 Dark Ritual : : : 54 other cards. : : : I would explain that I intended to keep on drawing new hands until I got the combo. : : : But off course this unbeatable deck demands that you play by that no-land rule and gets to go first : : : to avoid Shock (or an Ornithopter)! : : If you think yours was expensize, look at this one : : : : Black Lotues 300,001 : : ansetrial recall 900,000 : : feldons cane 3 : : draw as many recalls as you need, then make them draw there deck. : : 1) Anyone can make guaranteed broken decks if we get to change the deck construction rules. [That's why we have the rules, after all.] : 2) Lord Zur = Why make the deck bigger than 60 cards? It works much better smaller. I've seen it done. : 3) Squandered Monkey = I'm not familiar with the rule you're referring to. Do you get to keep the first 7 cards if you draw 7 more? If not, what happens if you get the Raging Goblin BEFORE the Lotus Petal? Answer = YOU LOSE. : 4) (V)etallica = Your deck barely works. Since less than 1/4 of your deck produces mana, there's a fairly reasonable chance that you'll get no mana and lose. Again, I don't see the need to have 12,004 cards in a deck when 60 will do the trick. : 5) There is a mill for these kinds of ideas. This isn't it.

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