Top Submissions -- March 10, 1998

Beyond Dominia: Magic Joke Collection: Top New Submissions

Exploring the humorous side of the world's most collectable card game

Top New Submissions

Listed below are the best submissions received between March 1997, and August 2000. Every couple of months, or whenever possible, we'll bring to you the best new Magic nicknames, "you've been playing Magic too long" jokes, cool/funny card creations, and some of the stuff that would fit only in an "Other" category, but was still funny enough to put here...

Best Nickname Submissions

Circle of Protection: Artifacts

Bomb Shelter

Submitted by J. Edward Bridgam

Feldon's Cane

The Recycling Program

Submitted by Andrew Brinkley

Kjeldoran Frostbeast

Popsicle gone bad

Submitted by Phil Drisdelle

Mtenda Griffin

Return of the Griffin

Submitted by DiS

Nevinyrral's Disk

Tim's Rampage

Submitted by Phil Garwood

Nicol Bolas

Book Wyrm

Submitted by John Peacock

Ornithoper

The Kite

Submitted by Andrew Brinkley

Reveka, Wizard Savant

Old Mother Tim

Submitted by A.Alexander

Teferi's Isle

Atlantis

Submitted by Kyle Holbrook

Teferi's Puzzle Box

Rubix Cube

Submitted by Rob Bob

Best "You've been playing Magic too long when..." Jokes

you and your friend argue over who is better looking... Serra Angel or Fire Elemental
Traf

You play so often that every Magic player in town knows EXACTLY which deck you're playing as soon as the first land hits the table.
Zopa

When your car gets stolen you say:"Thank god my cards weren't in there!!!"
Zopa

You start wondering what sort of creature you'd be, or at least what your power/toughness would be if you were.
Mishra

When you roll up and smoke a Thallid to see if you start trippin'.
Elmer Egorger

If you find yourself wishing for an Orcish Spy in BlackJack or a Braingeyeser in Uno
Steve Lewis

You go to tournaments to pick girls up
MAD Squirrel

Best Cool/Funny Card Creations

Bridgekeeper - Black Summon [2BB] 1/1

Tap : Sacrifice Bridgekeeper to destroy target Bridge of Death. Bridgekeeper may not be blocked by the Knights of the Round Table or King Arthur. "Wait a minute! I don't know that! Aaaaaaaaaaa!" -- The Bridgekeeper

Submitted by Elmer Egorger

I Can't Believe It's An Artifact! - Mono Artifact [4 colorless]

When "I Can't Believe It's An Artifact" is cast, you must prove that this card is an artifact and that it has 30% less fat and calories than normal artifacts.

Tap : All non- "I Can't Believe It's An Artifact" artifacts in play are destroyed.

"Do you think I'm fat? I shouldn't eat this piece of cake!" -- Serra Angel

Submitted by Sloppy

The O.J. Simpson Defense - Red Instant [2RR]

Play After Defense is Chosen.

Target Oppenent's blocking creatures are all sent to the graveyard. All Attacking creatures phase out.

"I DIDN'T DO IT"

Submitted by John Christian

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