Cards Matt D'Avanzo forces me to play:
Fire/Ice
Dismantling Blow
Sylvan Library
4 Land Grant
Stuff that barely irritates stompy:
1 Zuran Orb
1 The Abyss
1 Diabolic edict
R Balance
1 Swords to Plowshares (great against other Keeper decks!)
Proof that green is the brokenest color!
R Demonic Tutor
R Mind Twist
R Vampiric Tutor (reason to play 61 cards)
R Yawgmoth's Will
R Ancestral Recall
R Braingeyser
R Fact or Fiction
4 Force of Will
4 Mana Drain
1 Merchant Scroll
1 Misdirection
2 Morphling
R Mystical Tutor
R Stroke of Genius
1 Teferi's Response
R Time Walk
R Regrowth
1 Gorilla Shaman
Slots you actually have to think about in aggro:
4 City of Brass
R Library of Alexandria
R Strip Mine
1 Tropical Island
3 Tundra
4 Underground Sea
1 Undiscovered Paradise
3 Volcanic Island
3 Wasteland
SB: 2 Powder Keg (only bring these in against sligh)
SB: 2 Compost
SB: 2 Dwarven Miner
SB: 3 Red Elemental Blast
SB: 1 Aura Fracture
SB: 2 COP: Red
SB: 1 Moat (a terrible card that I plan to cut ASAP)
SB: 1 Seal of Cleansing
Ta-da!
Those Land Grants better be a joke.
hmmm...
4 land grant and no pitch green cards and only 1 tropical, and only 1 responce to protect it?...
ok, do as you like.
-Freddie
Not at all, they thin my deck (note the 1 trop) and its like playing 65 cards in a 61 card deck.
The funny thing is, after seeing his Stompy deck, I think this might be legitimate.
You mean you guys don't love it ?
No, if this was really FBI's Keeper deck it would run Skyshroud Ridgeback over utility creatures like Shaman.
I would run vine dryad first, to capitalize on the synergy with land grants
Oh God, it IS his real deck.
and no jewelery?? this means that abyss comes out turn 5 and stroke/geyser can't be used until the game is already over.
You guys are such suckers
this is my real deck:
LAND:
3 Underground Sea
2 Island
2 Tropical Island
4 Tundra
4 City of Brass
2 Wasteland
1 Tolarian Academy
1 Strip Mine
1 Library of Alexandria
ARTIFACTS:
1 Black Lotus
1 Mox Sapphire
1 Mox Pearl
1 Mox Jet
1 Mox Ruby
1 Sol Ring
1 Zuran Orb
1 Mirror Universe
1 Jayemdae Tome
1 Tormod's Crypt
1 Jester's Cap
RED:
1 Kaervek's Torch
BLACK:
1 Demonic Tutor
1 Vampiric Tutor
1 The Abyss
GREEN:
1 Regrowth
2 Gaea's Blessing
1 Sylvan Library
WHITE:
1 Moat
1 Balance
2 Swords to Plowshares
2 Disenchant
BLUE:
4 Mana Drain
2 Counterspell
2 Force of Will
1 Mystical Tutor
1 Ancestral Recall
1 Timetwister
1 Time Walk
1 Braingeyser
1 Amnesia
1 Stroke of Genius
errr....make that -1 amnesia, +1 mind twist, +1 time walk
yeah thats it!
Ufactor: why would I want abyss before turn 5???
because any aggro player can empty his/her hand by turn three which means 3-5 creatures on the board.
but if I play it too early they can just kill it with utility creatures like elvish lyrist. No, better to wait I think
Fbi, you forgot the mox emerald and sideboarding strategy
Thanks Brian Weissman.
What's with basic Islands? Save you from Back to Basics they will not, but they do cut you off from black and red mana.
"Haha, let's post a bad deck and pass it off as my real one, hahaha". Read the posting rules and stop wasting our time.
--
Chris
"You guys are such suckers"
No, we just believe you're that bad.
My sidebaording strategy per request:
In Quest
I get all my strats from InQuest. Doesn't everybody?
Y'know, somehow... I'm not amused.
Somehow, I never am. BD is fine for strategy but man, the humor on this site is like licking the oil spot on your driveway compared to other site's ambrosia.
Somehow, I never am. BD is fine for strategy but man, the humor on this site is like licking the oil spot on your driveway compared to other sites' ambrosia.
It's Rakso's week off so the chumps will play while the cat is away.
Mise I get to mad goof off
Quote:BD is fine for strategy but man, the humor on this site is like licking the oil spot on your
driveway compared to other sites' ambrosia.
As evidenced by the 'leading' Stompy player .
FBI- so where does a better type one site exist?
*crickets chirping*
Strategy here may be dispensed a little heavy-handedly but it is of uniform quality. And even that feeling of being talked down to is natural given that type one typically houses those who have played the longest. It may be annoying but you'd be a fool to think that impacted the factual quality of the judgements of the senior members.
Yeah, now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwitch.
Ooh, do I smell a Matt sandwich forming? ;)
Quote:sandwitch
I don't know what a Matt sandwich smells like, and frankly I'm okay with that.
I'm sure it smells a hell of a lot better than a Yan Margolin sandwich.
That's true; you guys would only smell like Vaseline, shit, sweat, and semen.
And Legend's nutsack.
You totally fucked that up. Why would the two Matts smell like Legend's nuts? You gain demerits for that shoddy reply.
I meant the Yan Margolin sandwich. I got all confused from the rubber cement fumes damnit!
This definitely needs to be archived.
KY jelly?