The best of #bdchat on EFNet (no profanity allowed)
Beyond Dominia: The Type One Magic Mill: The best of #bdchat on EFNet (no profanity allowed)

By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Monday, April 01, 2002 - 12:43 am:

Quote:

<Smmenen> you poeple think you are all bad ass at type one, yet don't even play type two
<Smmenen> if pro magic players actually sat down and played type one, it would be unplayable
<_Zealot_> Smmenen, what does pros playing/not playing t1 have to do with anything?
<Smmenen> of course I should have expected nonsequitor responses
<Rakso> <Smmenen> you poeple think you are all bad ass at type one, yet don't even play type two --> This is more than non sequitur
<Smmenen> zeolot: there is an attitude that certain people are good at magic, becuase they might be alright at type one
<Rakso> <Smmenen> you poeple think you are all bad ass at type one, yet don't even play type two --> This is attitude
<Smmenen> type one is not the standard to determine who is good at magic
<Rakso> <Smmenen> you poeple think you are all bad ass at type one, yet don't even play type two --> This is a standard
<_Zealot_> Rakso, do you want to cut that to BD, or shall I?

By anonymous on Monday, April 01, 2002 - 12:53 pm:

Smmenen> did you see what Darren did to one of my msgs in my msg board?
CF> Smmenen: did he urinate on it?
Smmenen> yeah
Smmenen> I couldn't beleive
Smmenen> that he took the time to do this

By anonymous on Monday, April 01, 2002 - 12:57 pm:

CF> url?
Smmenen> let me find it
Smmenen> http://www.teamacademy.com/article3602brownbag.htm
Smmenen> like, I mostly wrote it for myself
Smmenen> and it was riddled with incomplete sentances and spelling erros
Smmenen> I had know idea someone would take the time to analyze it

Smmenen> CF, it would be so easy to take do the same thing with Darren's most OSE article
mmenen> but an immense waste of time
Smmenen> it was just something I rummaged up in a hurry for my own benefit
Smmenen> I had no idea that someone would take the time
Smmenen> to analyze with any seriousness
Smmenen> it is pretty obvious that I didn't take it seriously
Smmenen> other wise I would have at the very least run it through a spellcheck

Smmenen> the only thing I wish I had made clearer was my pont about thwart - it's card advantage, not in and of itself, but in a counterwar becuase it acts as a final counterspell whereas your opponent just pitched cards from his hand
Negator> You guys are pathetic. Your god Azhairs attacked Smmenen unfairly at TA, and now its a feeding frenzy. You people will turn on your own for attention. Pathetic.
*** Negator was kicked by CF (stand aside)
*** CF sets mode: +b *!*@ACA64E3C.ipt.aol.com

Smmenen> I think its pathetic taht Azhrei took the time to do it
Smmenen> he went into my site, read my articles
Smmenen> and probably spent the better part of two hours denigrating it
Smmenen> LOL
Sylvester> just ban all of aol

*** Azhrei has joined #bdchat
Fragmnt_1> looky looky, here comes hookie
Azhrei> ??
Smmenen> speak of the devil
Sylvester> ...bleh... i need help writing hate letters
Sylvester> who wants to help? :)

Azhrei> lol, ask negator some time
Azhrei> i've gotten some great email from him
Azhrei> had me on the floor laughing
CF> Negator was just shown to the door.
Sylvester> lol
Sylvester> yeah, well black VS white
Azhrei> he was like "i hope you get attacked by bees, and then all your friends try to save you and get attacked by more bees, and none of you can live a normal life"

Smmenen> Azhrei, what is the name of the disorder that you described to me once that you were afflicted by?
Smmenen> Azhrei, I read your TA article and was impressed
Smmenen> I actuallly laughed a bit
Azhrei> most people did
Barktooth> heh
Smmenen> I didn't take my little post to seriously
Smmenen> other wise I would have actually ran it thorugh a spell check

Smmenen> at the very least
Smmenen> the one thing I should have made clear tho
Azhrei> someone emailed me with a special request saying something about it making their eyes bleed
Smmenen> was that the reason thwart was card advantage was in a counterwar versus BBS becuase it was a coutnerspell with no pitch magic
Smmenen> not that it was card advatage in and of itself
Azhrei> yeah, i can see that-- that's more or less what i said too

Smmenen> how long did it take you to actually write that article Azhrei?
Azhrei> um, maybe an hour or so?
Smmenen> I'm surprised that you didn't comment about how there were no prohibits in the final version
Azhrei> i can't get *everything* :P

By Azhrei (Azhrei) on Monday, April 01, 2002 - 01:13 pm:

Actually, wouldn't it be very difficult for someone who knows very little to critique someone who knows more? :P

By Jacob Orlove (Orlove) on Wednesday, April 03, 2002 - 01:04 pm:

Quote:

By Negator on Tuesday, April 02, 2002 - 09:39 pm:
Blacks: For many of them, we need a final, sweeping solution.



And this is coming from a Jew. :( Words fail me.

By Jacob Orlove (Orlove) on Wednesday, April 03, 2002 - 01:05 pm:

Quote:

By Negator on Tuesday, April 02, 2002 - 09:28 pm:
That deck sucks, and Orlove is an idiot.



Yes! I got flamed by Negator. I am now an official member of BD. :)

By jpmeyer, keeper of ur mom (Jpmeyer) on Friday, April 05, 2002 - 05:35 pm:

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<Isle|TCHJ> Random quote from Egon requested by Isle|TCHJ: <Egon> bring steak. <Egon> spring break.
<Egon> hmm
<Isle|TCHJ> that's almost all
<Isle|TCHJ> the best one is
<Egon> heh
<Egon> see, that's kinda a bad thing
<Isle|TCHJ> Non-Random Quote from Egon requested by Isle|TCHJ: *** Egon is now known as E|gone
<Egon> ... i dont want people to remember me for my witty antecdotes
<Egon> =P
<Egon> i want to be known for my playing skills!
<Egon> and original deck ideas! :D
<Egon> and intimate knowledge of old cards! :o
<Egon> ...
<jpmeyer> well for now you can be known as being my biggest fan
* Egon puts on his clown costume and dances around
<Egon> heh, yeah that'll work, too

By jpmeyer, keeper of ur mom (Jpmeyer) on Friday, April 05, 2002 - 07:40 pm:

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<obithrawn> cid i was in here for like 4 hours like 5 minutes ago
<obithrawn> you see I have a watch that allows me to slow time
<obithrawn> that is how the it happened
<obithrawn> so while i may spend hours in a single place you may think its merely minutes
<obithrawn> Fortunately for me I sold the idea to disney and am now a millionaire from the magical device I commondeered off a drunk hippo but 5 years ago
<Radagast-> you are sounding like misr S>:|
<obithrawn> I'm much less of a fag, so no

By wuaffiliate (Wu) on Saturday, April 06, 2002 - 08:12 pm:

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[20:03] <Aaron--> wu, you are sh!t
[20:03] <wu-> thanks
[20:04] <wu-> i love your mother
[20:04] <wu-> literaly
[20:04] <PsychoCid> I think he meant to say "u'r shit"
[20:04] <Aaron--> prolly your first woman ever
[20:04] *** BDBot sets mode: +o AxeMurder
[20:04] *** BDBot sets mode: +o PsychoCid
[20:05] <wu-> either way she was good, son
[20:05] <PsychoCid> CrapServ > BDBot
[20:05] <_3MM|brim> wu >>>> aaron
[20:05] <Aaron--> brimpants, go play your bad t2 decks
[20:05] <Aaron--> let wu play his bad t1 decks
[20:05] <_3MM|brim> aaron: die pls, tks
[20:05] <PsychoCid> improper use of 'brimpants'



now is mask/dread that bad? :)

By CF (Cf) on Saturday, April 06, 2002 - 10:05 pm:

This "anonymous" (Negator or a friend of his) left out a little something:

[20:10] Smmenen> to analyze with any seriousness
[20:11] Smmenen> it is pretty obvious that I didn't take it seriously
[20:11] Smmenen> other wise I would have at the very least run it through a spellcheck
[20:12] CF> Azhrei is not the best deck-interpreter, so just ignore :)
[20:12] Smmenen> the only thing I wish I had made clearer was my pont about thwart - it's card advantage, not in and of itself, but in a counterwar becuase it acts as a final counterspell whereas your opponent just pitched cards from his hand
[20:12] Negator> You guys are pathetic. Your god Azhairs attacked Smmenen unfairly at TA, and now its a feeding frenzy. You people will turn on your own for attention. Pathetic.

Now, I refuse to take it as a coincidence that the line where I actually back Smmenen up has been "myseriously" left out. I know who is pathetic. Mods: Feel free to delete both this and anonomous' posts. Neither are funny.

By Azhrei (Azhrei) on Sunday, April 07, 2002 - 08:18 pm:

I agree that anonymity is complete bullshit. Secondly, don't blame me just because I can spot a bad deck when I see it.

By Jacob Orlove (Orlove) on Tuesday, April 09, 2002 - 10:31 am:

this was a comment on a black weenie deck in the casual mill

Quote:

By Adam Douglass (Adoug) on Tuesday, April 09, 2002 - 09:09 am:
Add Fledgling Djinn. It has a very important evasion ability, and 2 can take out a Serra, which makes it hard for keeper to actually kill you.


Note the date: 2002, not 1995
no wonder he thinks force is bad :)

By jpmeyer, keeper of ur mom (Jpmeyer) on Tuesday, April 09, 2002 - 04:54 pm:

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<cactusbit> at the pre-release
<cactusbit> i used
<cactusbit> selection
<cactusbit> like
<cactusbit> a god
<cactusbit> for fun
<cactusbit> and for stratagy
<cactusbit> because in 3 apoc packs
<cactusbit> u'll get the same type
<cactusbit> mek them legends
<cactusbit> :)
<cactusbit> and
<cactusbit> at eot
<cactusbit> have fun
<cactusbit> :)
<cactusbit> eot, make your creature a toothbrush
<cactusbit> eot, make your creature a buldozer
<cactusbit> eot, make your creature a meat popsicle
<cactusbit> eot, make your creature a shapeshifter
<cactusbit> eot, make your creature a paper jesus

By Azhrei (Azhrei) on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 01:29 am:

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<K-Run> TEST OF ENDURANCE!!!!
<K-Run> OH MY F*CKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!
<jpmeyer> i passed ur mom's test of endurance

By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 06:58 am:

Quote:

this was a comment on a black weenie deck in the casual mill


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Quote:
By Adam Douglass (Adoug) on Tuesday, April 09, 2002 - 09:09 am:
Add Fledgling Djinn. It has a very important evasion ability, and 2 can take out a Serra, which makes it hard for keeper to actually kill you.


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Note the date: 2002, not 1995
no wonder he thinks force is bad


Legend just hates DCI for restricting FoF.

By The Mad Patriarch (Patriarch) on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 10:06 am:

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<Smmenen> Balthor the Defiled (R)
<Smmenen> 2BB
<Smmenen> Creature - Zombie Dwarf Legend
<Smmenen> All Minions get +1/+1.
<Smmenen> BBB, Remove ~this~ from the game: Each player returns all black and all red creature cards from his or her graveyard to play.
<Smmenen> He remembers enough of his life to weep for what he has lost.
<Smmenen> 2/2
<Smmenen> WTF
<Smmenen> ZOMBIE DWARF!
<Smmenen> LOL
<CF> thank god it's rare
<Smmenen> what the hell is a zombie dwarft
<CF> it's an undead dwarf probably?
<CF> if it freaks you out, play unnatural selection and turn it into a Jellyfish

By The Mad Patriarch (Patriarch) on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 02:02 am:

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<Rakso> I have a question!
<Rakso> Is Mason Loring Bliss a bigger schlong than Yamo?
<bribribri> who cares if they're both dicks
<jpmeyer> now my question!
<dtower> MisR, playtesting against Appr goons will get you nowhere :/
<Rakso> LOLOLOLOLOL
<Rakso> Playtesting with Backwash doesn't either
<jpmeyer> let him go 0-2 drop at regionals
<dtower> Rakso, but he has 2 laptops. He's going to get everyone to use Appr to play him at regionals :/
<Rakso> Oh man
<Zlt`s_Mom> rofl
<Rakso> How's he gonna get deckchecked?
<Rakso> By a technician?
<Rakso> "Wish" was made for Miser
<Rakso> Now he can cheat even WITHOUT backwash
<dtower> Wish was made for Ed Fear :/
<bribribri> that's funny
<jpmeyer> *** Now talking in #mtgwacky
<jpmeyer> *** Topic is '<John`O> wishes... are those the Ed Fear cards ?'
*** Zlt`s_Mom is now known as PCiddy
<Rakso> LOL
<bribribri> if they had put ed fears art on a wish, that would've been just too much
<dtower> Rakso, Miser would have to be a good irl cheat to use Wishes :/
<Rakso> Yeah but
<Rakso> In APPRENTICE!
<dtower> :/
<Rakso> Look
<Rakso> Cheating with Wishes needs good hand-eye coordination
<dtower> isn't that what backwash is for?
<Rakso> And Miser probably jacks off a lot off Sedge Trolls
<Rakso> IRL shouldn't be so hard
<Cid`s_Mom> his hands are arthitic from excessing jacking off
<jpmeyer> i still think he calls his wiener the invincible counter troll
<dtower> Now I could understand if you left of the lot of sedge trolls
<dtower> cause I bet trolls are better hung :/
<Cid`s_Mom> and his hand would be The Disk?
<dtower> better hand eye when the target is tiny :/
<Fragmnt_1> how many cards is your deck axe?
<dtower> magnify glass+tweazer= good hand eye

By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Saturday, April 13, 2002 - 10:27 pm:

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<dtower> I wonder if that company that makes those real life sex dolls could make a Morphling one...
<dtower> having sex with Morphling...could anything be better?

By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Sunday, April 14, 2002 - 03:55 am:

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<Rndm-MisR> I placed 25 at dallas regionals :/
<Rndm-MisR> 25 bucks for a half a box....bleh
<Nebrindil> and 10 hours of your life
<Rndm-MisR> heheh more like...20
<Rndm-MisR> But god did I get alot of stuff
<Rndm-MisR> I got yet another time twister
<ShaqKobe> !!?????
<Rndm-MisR> all sorts of cool Beta goodies...ect ect
<ShaqKobe> u guys got boxes of UNL or BE ?
<ShaqKobe> for $25?
<Rndm-MisR> boxes?
<ShaqKobe> !!????
<Rndm-MisR> n.
<Rakso> <Rakso> It is now the #bdchat Storytelling Hour
<Rakso> <Rakso> The best of Magic fiction
<Rndm-MisR> No the half box was tourney prise
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<Rndm-MisR> it was torment and OD
<Rndm-MisR> I traded practically garbage for the timetwister...
<Rndm-MisR> I also traded a buncha worthless junk for Lich, a large number of force of wills, and a berserk...got some minty Beta REB's geez so much nice stuff
<Magikarp9> Lich?
<Magikarp9> Who plays Lich;/
<voodoo|> who doesnt?!
<Rndm-MisR> I traded 1 call of the herd...for 4 mystic snakes, 2 spirit monger 2 upheavals 4 vindicates, and 4 Prophetic bolts :/
<Rndm-MisR> heheh noone plays it...but it sure does look cool :)
<Rndm-MisR> I also got my 4th illusionary mask woohoo!
<Rndm-MisR> traded a dual land for it lol
<Magikarp9> roflmao
<Magikarp9> Illu Mask ain't worth tat much ;/
<Magikarp9> IlluMaSk
<Rakso> Actually
<Rakso> He went 0-2 drop
<Rakso> Then spent the bulk of the afternoon
<Rakso> In the nearby Taco Bell
<Rakso> Playing Solitaire with his deck
<Magikarp9> roflmao
<Rndm-MisR> The Call trade was the best of the day although...I got a twister, and a mont Beta Regrowth for a spirit monger, a deed 2 shades and a shambling swarm
<Magikarp9> lol
<Rakso> Translation:
<Rakso> The food in Taco Bell didn't agree with my stomach
<Rakso> So I had to rush home
<Rndm-MisR> the twister is abit rough
<Rndm-MisR> but still
<Rakso> Translation: I broke wind on the bus home
* Magikarp9 hates Taco Bell food
<Rndm-MisR> Big wind....
<W_Nimrod> I hate taco bell too
<W_Nimrod> mostly cuz Im mexican
<Rndm-MisR> I played a buncha T1 games against multiple BD regs and crushed them all repeatedly and thuroughly hehehe :p
<Rakso> Translation: I spent Regionals playing Apprentice
<voodoo|> lol

By jpmeyer, keeper of ur mom (Jpmeyer) on Sunday, April 14, 2002 - 11:49 pm:

Quote:

<Rakso> man Smmenen looks gay in that photo

By Kirdape3, the Court Jester of Beatdown (Kirdape3) on Monday, April 15, 2002 - 12:20 am:

*** PsychoCid is now known as Cid|brb
I still don't get that gay blue Mask deck
It's like
I lose slots to the Mask/Naught combo
Play it like BBS
And hope to hell I get it right without FoF
that guy is HUGE
hes all like
*** Smmenen has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
' hey im mason'
I sure hope he's more pleasant in person than he is on BD
he might as well have said, im the human beach ball
he was a nice guy

By The Mad Patriarch (Patriarch) on Monday, April 15, 2002 - 12:26 am:

Quote:

<Zherbus> i mean anyone online can be a prick
<kirdape3> fair enough
<Zherbus> but IRL face to face, balls shrink to normal size
<Rakso> LOL
<Zherbus> no longer elephantitus
<kirdape3> heh
<Rakso> Zherbus: Then there's only one explanation
<Rakso> Negator doesn't have balls IRL

By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Monday, April 15, 2002 - 01:52 am:

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<Rakso> Amos: Miser even claims he let you beat him once yesterday
<AmosW99> lol
<AmosW99> Rakso, i beat misr almost every thursday
<AmosW99> in type 1 and type 2
<AmosW99> and draft
<Rakso> Not according to Miser ;)
<AmosW99> heh, well, i just want everyone to know that in the room of like 450 magic players, half of them new roy, and two of them liked him
<AmosW99> so we are not alone
<Rakso> And how many wanted to kill him?
<AmosW99> umm, prolly around 45
<AmosW99> i sure do
<dtower> if I saw MisR, he was getting a free flying lesson
<AmosW99> i have a lotus and a pearl and he has neither
<AmosW99> so he is CONSTANTLY bugging me to trade them
<AmosW99> and i really don't want to
<dtower> Amos, he was telling a bunch about how he ripped off a ton of ppl for p9 yesterday
<dtower> how much of that is true?
<Rakso> Only the part where I made him confess
<AmosW99> yeah, i think he was trying to trade for a lotus
<Rakso> To playing Apprentice all day at home
<AmosW99> but i wasn't really hanging out with him
<Nebrindil> lol
<AmosW99> Rakso, he was actually there
<AmosW99> but no one wanted him
<AmosW99> to be

By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Monday, April 15, 2002 - 02:32 am:

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<dtower> Rakso. I've been on #appr too long today. I actaully read some of the shit posted there :/

By The Mad Patriarch (Patriarch) on Monday, April 15, 2002 - 02:33 am:

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<dtower> I only go to the mtgnews rumor depo for spoilers
<fate> counterspell can't be broken. it's the most reactive card ever made
<dtower> any other use of mtgnews needs a surgeon generals warning :/

By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Monday, April 15, 2002 - 11:20 pm:

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<SkaterT> the guy's a retard
<WonkoSane> never met him
<WonkoSane> but he was bitch of the month on TA
<RevToby> basically the go-between the writers and what goes up on the website
<RevToby> telling people what to write, editing, etc
<Rakso> Good lord
<SkaterT> such a short time to cover soo much bitch
<Rakso> People in every FORMAT hate Margolin
<AmosW99> lol
<Rakso> Drafters, Type II, Type I...
<zev> Yan Margolin stood in the middle of a room of Booing Magic players and raised his arms over his head in triumph.
<Rakso> Yan should work for Misetings
<doghous> whats wrong with him?
<AmosW99> big a hole
<Vegeta987> I'll def be there for his soon to be stellar 0-6 opening day @ Nats. lol
<Cuandoman> he should get his own site, like geddes
<Rakso> Anyone read that Neutral Ground article?
<Rakso> Margolin's playtesting
<Rakso> My Type II deck against my friend's Type I deck

By jpmeyer, keeper of ur mom (Jpmeyer) on Thursday, April 18, 2002 - 08:43 pm:

Quote:

SphericalSpiral: Damnit...FBI is REALLY gonna get it now
SphericalSpiral: I missed talking to this hot redheaded chick because I was too busy replying to him

By jpmeyer, keeper of ur mom (Jpmeyer) on Saturday, April 20, 2002 - 05:32 pm:

Quote:

<Zherbus> If a player only plays one deck archtype, and claims to be a good player, then when i fuck my girlfriend in the same position every night, i must be good in bed.

By jpmeyer, keeper of ur mom (Jpmeyer) on Saturday, April 20, 2002 - 05:34 pm:

Quote:

<FBI--> are we still hung up on pie or whatever
<kirdape3> that deck's worse than any stompy build you've posted.

By jpmeyer, keeper of ur mom (Jpmeyer) on Monday, April 22, 2002 - 01:45 am:

This wasn't #bdchat but it still mad ruled:

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*** BonerLord has entered #mtgwacky
<BonerLord> attack my pretties!
<BonerLord> 8==D~ 8=D~~ 8=D~~~ 8=D~~~~ 8=D~~~~~ 8=D~~~~~~ 8=D~~~~~~~ 8=D~~~~~~~~ 8=D~~~~~~~~~ 8=D~~~~~~~~~~
<BonerLord> 8==D~ 8=D~~ 8=D~~~ 8=D~~~~ 8=D~~~~~ 8=D~~~~~~ 8=D~~~~~~~ 8=D~~~~~~~~ 8=D~~~~~~~~~ 8=D~~~~~~~~~~
<BonerLord> 8==D~ 8=D~~ 8=D~~~ 8=D~~~~ 8=D~~~~~ 8=D~~~~~~ 8=D~~~~~~~ 8=D~~~~~~~~ 8=D~~~~~~~~~ 8=D~~~~~~~~~~
*** PowrDragn sets mode: +b @6***e.net
*** BonerLord was kicked by DaCaptain (Banned)

By Magimaster (Magimaster) on Monday, April 22, 2002 - 03:30 am:

oh god that's hilarious!!

By Matt the Great (Matt) on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 - 05:34 pm:

Also not from #bdchat but funny:

[Nu] I called it "Bull Shit Blue"
*** Nu was kicked by KermyTCHJ (watch the language)
*** Nu has joined #apprentice
*** Nu was kicked by ZaphBot (Watch the language)
*** Nu has joined #apprentice
*** Nu was kicked by Yosh (Language)
*** Nu has joined #apprentice
[Nu] holy crap

By jpmeyer, lord of wieners (Jpmeyer) on Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 04:36 pm:

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<Zherbus> I need a foil noble panther for my anti keeper deck.

By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Friday, April 26, 2002 - 12:56 am:

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<RicoS> if you play Power9 you must suck at T1

By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 05:36 am:

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Acolytec: i guess its hard to be pro blue when yamo and legend and parrot and smmen are on youre side

By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 05:47 am:

Quote:

Acolytec: 90 percent of magic people are assholes- what made me ignore them in my camp is beyond me
TheRakso: Everyone but Azhrei already took him up on it
TheRakso: Smmenen, ever seen a Morphling before? :p
Acolytec: oh smmenens fine- hes just young and stupid
TheRakso: Can I quote you on that? :p
Acolytec: sure
Acolytec: young players are annoying but not assholes
Acolytec: once they are old enough to know what they are doing, then the become assholes

By Hero t Mannetje, the Dutch Pyromaniac (Hero) on Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 02:47 pm:

[20:42:22] *** Rndm-MisR has joined #bdchat
[20:42:30] (Radagast-): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

By Kirdape3, the Court Jester of Beatdown (Kirdape3) on Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 03:36 pm:

Smmenen's a 22 year old pre-law student. You're thinking of Parrot who's 12.

By jpmeyer, paragon of wiener (Jpmeyer) on Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 01:32 am:

Quote:

<Egon-> im um... a 6'8" guy
<Egon-> with big muscles
<Egon-> and a big penis
<Egon-> and i pimp math club chixors.
<Egon-> or im completely lying.
<Egon-> =(
<dtower> math club chixors?!!!!
<dtower> wtf
<Egon-> tehy are teh hot!!1
<Egon-> wiht their glasses and long hair etc.
<Egon-> and tehy liek pi.
<Egon-> and i liek pie. :>
<Egon-> so ew have taht in comon.

By Jacob Orlove (Orlove) on Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 03:14 pm:

Quote:

By Negator on Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 01:50 pm:
Do you know how many unanimous hate letters I get each day?

By jpmeyer, paragon of wiener (Jpmeyer) on Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 08:48 pm:

Quote:

<serracoll> wow
<serracoll> to think I could get that much enjoyment from gay porn
<serracoll> :D
<serracoll> shit
<serracoll> that came out wrong

By Aaron (Aaron) on Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 08:48 pm:

[serracoll] wow
[serracoll] to think I could get that much enjoyment from gay porn

By Aaron (Aaron) on Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 08:49 pm:

oops lol didnt see it was already up

By SerraCollector (Collector) on Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 11:25 pm:

serracoll> sex is like a box of chocalates
serracoll> the hotter the messier
serracoll> :D
Rndm-MisR> :/
PsychoCid> :/
dtower> :\
PsychoCid> (join in, everyone)
dtower> :x
dtower> :x
dtower> :x
dtower> :x
dtower> :X
PsychoCid> dee: other left
PsychoCid> :/
Shadow_D> 8-P~~~
dtower> :/
PsychoCid> :x
dtower> :x
PsychoCid> lololol.
Shadow_D> sucking face
voodoo|> :x
dtower> :x
|afro|> =Þ
Shadow_D> :x = sucking face

By Jacob Orlove, aspiring paragon (Orlove) on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 12:40 am:

This was from the recnt discussion on living/cunning wish

Quote:

By Triple S, Paragon of Funker (Sssmwc) on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 12:04 am:
I Wish I could Tutor for a Blow whenever I wanted one.


By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 10:03 am:

Quote:

<Smmenen> well?
<Smmenen> when you do your mono blue article
<Smmenen> [11:02] <Smmenen> I want to play you
<Smmenen> [11:03] <Smmenen> the deck v. bbs

By Deranged Parrot (Parrot) on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 03:35 pm:

Before this happened, we were discussing serracoll's gender.

Quote:

* serracoll checks pants.....
<jpmeyer> are they pink or blue?
<serracoll> yellow :/
<jpmeyer> that counts as "pink"
<MrParrot> jp: you count as "evil"
<jpmeyer> parrot: you count as "small child"
<AaronM0D0> parrot is 8 years old.
<MrParrot> <-------- 20 years old
<MrParrot> to one significant figure
<jpmeyer> you are so not a significant figure

By Jacob Orlove, aspiring paragon (Orlove) on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 - 07:02 pm:

Quote:

rakso
Member
Member # 5730


posted May 10, 2002 09:03 PM
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quote:
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Originally posted by Random-Miser:
Next concerning the draw 7's themselves. With Mindtwists and draw 7's Ya got the order of theyre play abit reversed You dont play twist first, you play it second. heres a typical play involving a draw 7.

You: Cast Time walk, Cast Wheel of fortune, in response...mystical tutor for mind twist.
You: Untap, Mind twist your opponent for 7
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Lots of mana you have? Strong in board position you are not. Rely on Mind Twists true Jedi does not.

By PsychoCid (Cid) on Saturday, May 18, 2002 - 10:57 pm:

[19:48:53] (_Drake_): wien0r man, wien0r man
[19:48:57] (_Drake_): doing whatever a wien0r can
[19:49:11] *** BDBot sets mode: +o _Drake_
[19:49:22] (AmosW99): he gets ops for that?
[19:49:31] (AmosW99): wien0r man, wien0r man
[19:49:39] (AmosW99): doing whatever a wien0or can
[19:49:44] (AmosW99): it didn't work...
[19:49:45] *** AmosW99 was kicked by _Drake_ (I AM an op, you b00b)

By PsychoCid (Cid) on Saturday, May 18, 2002 - 11:03 pm:

[19:53:28] (@_Drake_): derffity derf derf @ you, amos
[19:54:10] (AmosW99): what?

By PsychoCid (Cid) on Wednesday, May 22, 2002 - 11:56 pm:

Dear lord, this one is hilarious:

[20:49:14] (@Smmenen): Rakso , a) you are NOT funny
[20:49:15] (@Rakso): GASP!!!
[20:49:17] (@Rakso): NO PROHIBIT?!?!?!
[20:49:21] (@Smmenen): b) you barely no English
[20:49:24] (@Smmenen): c) your a tool
[20:49:33] (Tristal): b) you barely no English
[20:49:33] (Tristal): ROFL
[20:49:37] (@PsychoCid): LMAO
[20:49:39] (KrmtDfrog): [00:07:36am] b) you barely no English
[20:49:42] (@Smmenen): lol
[20:49:43] (@PsychoCid): Tristal: IS THAT NOT ROFL
[20:49:45] (KrmtDfrog): wow
[20:49:48] (KrmtDfrog): well put

By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Thursday, May 23, 2002 - 12:08 am:

Quote:

<Smmenen> Rakso, as a law student, how can it possibly help you to be so exaggerating
<Rakso> I got called on grammar
<Rakso> There see?
<Tristal> Smmenen?
<Tristal> DO you even know what lawyers DO?


Quote:

<Smmenen> you speak of things that didn't happen
<Rakso> Gasp!
<Rakso> Lawyers CAN'T LIE!?!?!
<Smmenen> Here: I will tell you as it is:
<Smmenen> In magic in general - as a rule, cards are not inherently bad or good - their utility is dependent to such a signficant degree upont the metagame that to say a card is bad or good in a vacuum is foolish and limiting
<Smmenen> For some inexplicable reason, people here think Prohibit is the worst card since sorrows path
<Smmenen> quite frankly this perception is extremely narrowminded and dangerous

By Stephen Menendian (Smmenen) on Thursday, May 23, 2002 - 11:30 am:

[11:26] Rakso, when read perfectly analytically, you should see that my statement is pretty dead on
[11:26] EVEN if we assume that some cards have inherent badness or goodness outside the context of a metagame - I am sure that most people will agree that in type one Prohibit is better than force spike
[11:26] And since force spike is generally thought of as a good card then Prohibit CANNOT logically be seen to be worse than Sorrows Path

By Jacob Orlove, aspiring paragon (Orlove) on Thursday, May 23, 2002 - 05:10 pm:

wow...Smmenen cut that himself :)

By Burning Ice, the Elementalist (Burningice) on Tuesday, May 28, 2002 - 03:35 am:

I know this isn't BDChat, but it's still funny. This is from a post from April 15th in the T2 Mill.

"Ancestral is bad and should probably be relegated to the SB vs aggro decks."

Of course, the Ancestral he's talking about is Ancestral Tribute, but it's still funny =)

By Jacob Orlove, aspiring paragon (Orlove) on Tuesday, May 28, 2002 - 10:06 am:

More proof that Negator is racist (as if we needed more):

Quote:

By Negator on Tuesday, May 28, 2002 - 12:50 am:
Here it is, you ugly <censored> <censored>. My opponents at NE Regionals, and their projected ages:

Philip Cogswell: 20+
Ari Moskowitz: 17+
John Healy: 16+
Brian Goncalves: 15+
Some Black Guy: 16+
John Leidermen: 18+
Joel Lim: 20+
Anand Khare: 20+
Scott Werle: 20+




See how he only forgot the name of his one "black" opponent?

By Jacob Orlove, aspiring paragon (Orlove) on Wednesday, May 29, 2002 - 10:12 am:

Quote:

By Freddie Williams II (Freddie) on Wednesday, May 29, 2002 - 08:20 am:
Good points all.

to each their own, but having a kick-arse broken game 1 out of 3 times is sweet, but having a conistantly powerful and swift game is more my style...

And more of what I strive to accomplish.

Impulse does ass that consistancy, and that is what I be liking.

By Freddie Williams II (Freddie) on Wednesday, May 29, 2002 - 03:50 pm:

Sheesh.

By Jacob Orlove, aspiring paragon (Orlove) on Wednesday, May 29, 2002 - 05:52 pm:

Well, you did misspell one key word in that sentence :)

By Zealot (Zealot) on Thursday, May 30, 2002 - 12:23 am:

Can we keep it to just irc quotes? This is getting stupid.

By PsychoCid (Cid) on Saturday, June 01, 2002 - 10:26 pm:

this may be our best one yet:

[19:18:18] (@Smmenen): I admit I'm wrong all the tim

By PsychoCid (Cid) on Sunday, June 02, 2002 - 03:51 am:

More supporting evidence that he is, in fact, Semen-man.

[00:43:29] * Smmenen splurts
[00:43:33] (@PsychoCid): omg
[00:43:34] *** PsychoCid sets mode: -o PsychoCid
[00:43:34] (@Smmenen): ahhhh
[00:43:36] (PsychoCid): [00:43:29] * Smmenen splurts
[00:43:38] (+ETP): ?!
[00:43:38] (@Smmenen): much better

By PsychoCid (Cid) on Monday, June 03, 2002 - 06:39 pm:

Welcome to the part of #bdchat that contains Smmenen's followers:

[15:32:07] (Porc): keeper is not versatile at all
[15:32:07] (Porc): wait, it sort of is
[15:32:12] (Porc): its not maximum versaitlity

Have a nice day ;)

btw, brianb called this before I did, so props to him =P

By PsychoCid (Cid) on Monday, June 03, 2002 - 06:42 pm:

[15:35:26] (Porc): me winning with my black deck with 4 mightmares, 4 drain lifes, 4 nantuko shades :) 4 oath of ghouls
[15:36:12] (Porc): its not a serious deck
[15:36:16] (Porc): but that deck is 10x better htan it looks on papr
[15:36:26] (Katzby): 10 times 0 is still 0

By PsychoCid (Cid) on Tuesday, June 04, 2002 - 10:08 pm:

[18:57:39] (CrazyLich): we're all stars now in the pants show
[18:57:42] (CrazyLich): i dont like the pants but the pants like me
[18:58:44] (CrazyLich): laugh
[18:58:44] (CrazyLich): someone
[18:58:56] *** PsychoCid is now known as tmbleweed
[18:58:57] * tmbleweed rolls by.

By PsychoCid (Cid) on Wednesday, June 05, 2002 - 09:20 pm:

[21:10] (Zero-MD3): meep
[21:10] (Zero-MD3): IT's that time again
[21:12] (ETP): porn time?
[21:12] *** ETP is now known as ETPr0n
[21:13] (Zero-MD3): no
[21:13] (ETPr0n): pfft!
[21:13] (ETPr0n): of course it is

By Stephen Menendian (Smmenen) on Thursday, June 06, 2002 - 02:20 am:

[02:18] you racists
[02:18] Excuuuuuse me
[02:18] You're talking to a group with one black, one white and one Asian
[02:18] there is no excuse for you
[02:18] And calling them racist?
[02:18] whos black?
[02:18] You pretend to be
[02:18] Just so we can get away with bashing him
[02:18] me?
[02:18] OMIGOD
[02:18] Okay okay
[02:19] You can be the Asian
[02:19] LOL

By Stephen Menendian (Smmenen) on Thursday, June 06, 2002 - 02:21 am:

Smmenen> you racists
Rakso> Excuuuuuse me
Rakso> You're talking to a group with one black, one white and one Asian
Smmenen> there is no excuse for you
Rakso> And calling them racist?
FeverDog> whos black?
Rakso> You pretend to be
Rakso> Just so we can get away with bashing him
FeverDog> me?
Smmenen> OMIGOD
Okay okay You can be the Asian
LOL

By Stephen Menendian (Smmenen) on Thursday, June 06, 2002 - 02:22 am:

[02:08] AmosW99> rakso, don't take offence, but today i met a phillipino kid, and he looked exactly like you, i almost went out and bought him a coon skin cap....

By Stephen Menendian (Smmenen) on Thursday, June 06, 2002 - 02:24 am:

[02:12] * Smmenen wistles the Davey Crocket theme: "Oscar, Oscar Tan, the king of the cooncap militia"
[02:13] HavoKDarK> LOL
[02:13] FeverDog> lol
[02:13] Rakso> Look
[02:13] Rakso> I mean
[02:13] Rakso> "Cooncap militia?"
[02:13] Rakso> That sounds like:
[02:13] FeverDog> heh
[02:13] Rakso> 1) Something out of a Saturday morning cartoon reject
[02:13] Rakso> 2) A fetish gone wild
[02:13] AmosW99> heh
[02:13] Rakso> Either way
[02:13] Smmenen> you said it not me
[02:13] Rakso> It's disgusting
[02:13] Rakso> If you're going to insult someone
[02:13] AmosW99> sounds like a gang to me
[02:13] Rakso> At least try to be funny
[02:13] Smmenen> lol
[02:13] Rakso> Not disgusting
[02:13] AmosW99> hell i live in TEXAS
[02:13] Rakso> And at least
[02:14] AmosW99> i am a founding memeber of the cooncap militia
[02:14] Rakso> Don't make it sound like a reject of a boy band
[02:14] FeverDog> "ITS THE COONAP MILITIA, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!"
[02:14] Smmenen> wtf?
[02:14] AmosW99> and Rakso is our honorary president
[02:14] Smmenen> lol

By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Thursday, June 06, 2002 - 03:22 am:

Quote:

<AxeMurder> Rakso: I generally ban for being a moron and channel disruption
<AxeMurder> nothing else
<Rakso> Axe
<AxeMurder> mostly being a moron
<Rakso> We agree
<Rakso> Morons are nuisances
<Rakso> Wink, wink
<AxeMurder> lol
<Smmenen> your both fucking tools
<Rakso> There
<Rakso> That's disruptive
<AxeMurder> lol
<Rakso> And it's also a weak moronic insult
<AxeMurder> I don't care about a little swearing
<Rakso> Yes but
<Rakso> He's swearing at us
<Rakso> I feel disrupted by it
<AxeMurder> lol
<Smmenen> pointless
<S2016300F> i vote for ban .. he's being monoric
<Rakso> It's more fun to do a group ban
<AxeMurder> lol
<Rakso> You know
<Rakso> Like a group hug in reverse
<Rakso> on IRC
<Rakso> So I say
<Rakso> Let's get Cid's opinion
<Rakso> And BDBot's for formality
<Rakso> Then deep six him
<Smmenen> to say that FoF is just too good is not an argument
<S2016300F> 3 ayes, 1 nay, cid to go
<Rakso> SSmmenen should go work for R&D
<Smmenen> uhh
<AxeMurder> omg
<Smmenen> who are you S2?
<AxeMurder> brilliant idea!
<Rakso> Imagine
<AxeMurder> Smmenen: apply for a job @ R&D
<AxeMurder> they'll love you
<Rakso> He thinks FoF is overcosted, even more than MaRo did
<Smmenen> now your fucking being rediculous
<Rakso> Excuse me
<Rakso> It should be "you are"
<Smmenen> dude
<Rakso> Which is "you're"
<Rakso> Please observe proper grammar
<Egon-> your a moron
<Egon-> :>
<Smmenen> I DIDN"T SAY IT WAS OVERCOSTED YOU TWIT - I WAS BEING DECK SPECIFIC
<Smmenen> coon man
<Rakso> Excuse me
<Smmenen> my deck has 22 mana
<Rakso> There is no need to shout and call attention to yourself
<S2016300F> yes, smeenman is being monoric .. ban ban ban ban
<Smmenen> no ring
<PsychoCid> COON MAN
<Rakso> We already know you suck
<PsychoCid> COON MAN
<PsychoCid> dear lordy, it's teh coon man
<Rakso> COON MAN!
<Rakso> Let's get a rhythm going
<Rakso> Hey Cid
<PsychoCid> coon man man man, coon man man man
<PsychoCid> etc.
<Rakso> It's 3-0 in favor of banning him already
<Rakso> What say you?
<ETP> lol
<Rakso> We can stuff the ballot box in BDBot's name
<Smmenen> I say we ban Rakso
<Smmenen> PERMANENTLY
<AxeMurder> lol
*** BDBot sets mode: +o ETP
<PsychoCid> What ho! Bans on the horizon, my vision informs me of.
<Rakso> No you can't vote for yourself
<Rakso> 4-0?
<ETP> i vote let him stay! we need the humor
<PsychoCid> rofl
<Rakso> Wet blanket
<S2016300F> awwwww
<Rakso> 4-1!
<PsychoCid> Rakso: I agree with that
<AxeMurder> I vote for banning all the ops
<AxeMurder> ;p;
<AxeMurder> lol
*** Smmenen has quit IRC
<PsychoCid> peace
<Rakso> VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<PsychoCid> [00:13:54] *** Smmenen has quit IRC 4L

By Azhrei, Paragon of Vintage (Azhrei) on Thursday, June 06, 2002 - 01:44 pm:

These things were a lot fucking funnier before that bullshit no profanity shit got posted by some asshole. Fuck.

By Matt D'Avanzo, Paragon of Vintage (Matt) on Friday, June 07, 2002 - 09:15 am:

SphericalSpiral: I got it!!!!

SphericalSpiral: I got it!!!

root1984: ?

SphericalSpiral: I know what I'm goingto play in ToC5

SphericalSpiral: Want the decklist?

root1984: sure

SphericalSpiral: 4 Savannah Lions
4 Mother of Runes
4 Soltari Priest
4 Soltari Monk
4 White Knight

4 Land Tax
4 StP
3 Null Rod
3 Winter Orb

4 Honorable Passage
4 Seal of Cleansing
4 Exhile
1 Null Rod
1 Winter Orb
1 Balance

root1984: lol

SphericalSpiral: I am dead serious too.

root1984: heh

root1984: why exile?

SphericalSpiral: All those asshole people that are playing Suicide with Null Rods, Stompy with Null Rods and Worb, and Mono red with 10 tons of hate maindeck...

SphericalSpiral: GOING TO TEACH THEM A LESSON

root1984: lol

SphericalSpiral: Oh, 4 Bloodmoon maindeck huh? BET YOU FEEL STUPID NOW DON'T YOU

SphericalSpiral: Why exhile?

SphericalSpiral: heheheh

SphericalSpiral: Because I'm going to play CF and have 12 ways to kill a dreadnaught.

SphericalSpiral: MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
root1984: heh

SphericalSpiral: CF: Dreadnaught swing...you're at 4

Me: Exhile, it gain 12...I'm at 16.

root1984: lol

SphericalSpiral: That's the only reason they are therw....I WANT TO SEE HIS FACE WHEN I EXHILE A DREADNAUGHT

root1984: lol

root1984: heh

SphericalSpiral: It's basically the best deck to fuck with almost every person t

SphericalSpiral: And people will feel SO stupid when they lose to it.

root1984: yeah, but do you really want to be the that 1 guy in every tournament who plays WW? =p

SphericalSpiral: In ToC5...just once

SphericalSpiral: It will be HILARIOUS

SphericalSpiral: Think....it's a win-win situation

SphericalSpiral: If I win everyone will feel like a fool, and I will look like the greatest or luckiest player ever because I beat everyone with WW.

SphericalSpiral: If I lose I prove once and for all to the WW-lovers of the world that WW sucks donkey balls.

root1984: lol

SphericalSpiral: And the best part...I GOT IT

SphericalSpiral: NO WASTELANDS

SphericalSpiral: MISHRA'S FACTORIES

SphericalSpiral: TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE THAT RUNS 0-3 STRIPS IN MONO-U!!!!!!!!

SphericalSpiral: I am a genius.

SphericalSpiral: I am in awe of how brilliant I am.

SphericalSpiral: You'll be reading about me
in "Sideboard" soon. "Deck-building genius, Matt D'Avanzo revolutionized the type I scene in June 2002, with the creation of his 'mono-whie, White Weenie deck."

Azhrei171: hahahahahhaa

Azhrei171: hey, that's right... no blue!

Azhrei171: HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO WIN

SphericalSpiral: No blue!!! That wouldmake the deck good. Duh.

SphericalSpiral: I can't have people in tears that they lost to a deck...if it has blue in it.

Azhrei171: ur mom would be good

Azhrei171: i think my favorite part is how all you can draw are extra land

SphericalSpiral: Heh....that's the best part. I can go, turn one, Land Tax or Mother of Runes. Control decks wll just have to concede right there.

Azhrei171: go LT first

Azhrei171: people will think it's parfait

SphericalSpiral: HA!!

Azhrei171: land tax

SphericalSpiral: And then they'll realize, "My God, he's playing something much worse than Parfait...I was not prepared to deal with this...GASP"

By Matt D'Avanzo, Paragon of Vintage (Matt) on Friday, June 07, 2002 - 09:21 am:

For the record, because people here can be so touchy, the above conversations were all had in the spirit of laughter and good fun (which is why it was posted, so that more people could partake of it), and no serious bragging or ridicule was the object.

By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Friday, June 07, 2002 - 09:27 am:

Quote:

SphericalSpiral: My god, I would pay money to see Smmemen work for R&D.

By Nevyn, the Village Idiot (Nevyn) on Friday, June 07, 2002 - 09:44 am:

for the record, matt, you should splash for noble panther so you can beat keeper.

By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Thursday, June 13, 2002 - 12:51 am:

Quote:

<FeverDog> RUN PEASANTS, ITS THE COONCAP BRIGADE!!!
* Rakso- slaps FeverDog around a bit with a large trout
<Rakso-> Cooncap Militia
<FeverDog> hehe
<Rakso-> We spoofing Semen
<FeverDog> brigade is more intimidating
<Rakso-> We have to use his weird words ;)
<FeverDog> oh
<FeverDog> true
<FeverDog> the word Militia just makes me think of drunk-ass rednecks sipping moonshine on their porch...
<FeverDog> in other words, it makes me think of Smmenen

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