August 26, 2001
In real life, I play Academy. In real life, Academy beats everything. Online I play BBS, because BBS is consistent and doesn't get royally fucked by apprentice's shuffler the way Academy does.
August 25, 2001
jbk--Fucking electrons - STOP FUCKING MOVING AT RELATIVISTIC SPEEDS, DIPSHITS
Can we keep the f***ing profanity out of it, or do I have to 1984 all of you?
Best quote:
Rakso has joined #bdchat
1 second: Chanserv sets mode +o rakso
5 seconds: Rakso has left #bdchat
10 seconds: Poor child. Magic has infested his mind. Now he thinks he has phasing.
Another:
Brim: screw you jackass
You will now taste @innamon.
(brim messages chanserv for ops, but chanserv is lagged 60 seconds)
You have ops, really? I don't see them.
./msg chanserv give brim his fucking ops
Here's a few:
<Meridian> WW sucks tho
<Azhrei> not Azhrei WW, that merely delivers a hand job
and
<Azhrei> but Azhrei WW is less gay
<TheMaxx> less gay?
<Azhrei> yea, as in less likey to suck a Big Red D**k
and finally
<obithrawn> my dads gf's name is candy
<TheMaxx> is she a stripper or something?
<obithrawn> i dont think so
<obithrawn> but its not out of the question
The Maxx
Hmmm... More Azhrei gay jokes? (And cut the profanity)
*** MrParrot has quit IRC (Quit: jpmeyer: i was talking to my best friend's girlfriend today jpmeyer: and she was like "MISE! that's an infinitely tight beating!")
(Bartelby) Chanserv ate my babay
DrJ3141: haha, rakso cant reed 1337Rakso: We're a third world country
Rakso: How the hell do you develop a hacker culture)
Rakso: Aren'y you your own boss?
mikephoen: yeah, but that just means i have to do all the work :D
Quote:<ShadowD> I deleted a post a few hours ago
<ShadowD> so I feel good
<ShadowD> t2 mill has the highest number of banned people =p
<ShadowD> i dunno, it wasn't really bad, just some random spam shouting/cursing
<Lord_Fril> no mommy , stop hitting me , you sadistic son of a bitch
<ShadowD> you sick sadistic fucking abusive whore!
obithrawn> my dads gf's name is candy
TheMaxx> is she a stripper or something?
obithrawn> i dont think so
obithrawn> but its not out of the question
Um...Maxx...I said that? You cheating, lying *SD)(*$#)%(*@#!
-Eric
Quote:By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Sunday, August 26, 2001 - 01:38 pm:
Can we keep the f***ing profanity out of it, or do I have to 1984 all of you?
Quote:By Rakso, Patriarch & Rules Ayatollah (Rakso) on Sunday, August 26, 2001 - 01:16 pm:
August 26, 2001
In real life, I play Academy. In real life, Academy beats everything. Online I play BBS, because BBS is consistent and doesn't get royally fucked by apprentice's shuffler the way Academy does.
Quote:<ShadowD> you sick sadistic fucking abusive whore!
Mako> I'd like to play you sometime Azhrei.
Sylvester> wow....
...
Sylvester> i REALLY have to go bed 8)
Nimrod> teh mako looooves the Azhhhhrei
Nimrod> ;)
K-Run> :-)
* Nimrod goes hide
Sylvester> i saw "Mako:i'd like to play IWTH you..." 8)
K-Run> hahah
Azhrei> Mako: sure thing. just not when it's midnight :P
You boobs. And not the good kind, either.
yeesh, no kidding.
If anyone really feels like it, I have !krmtquote running on my irc. Its always up and I'm usually on #apprentice, #e-draft and #scramble on newnet and occasionally on #mtg and #mtgwacky on efnet. Just /msg me !krmtlist to get the list then type /msg me !krmtquote name_of_quote. Some of my favorites are:
(Villian) What colors do you run in your counterebls?
(whistler) I PLANNED IF CANADA BOMBED US! I PLANNED IF BIG BIRD TOOK OVER THE WORLD! BUT THE ONE THING I DIDN'T PLAN FOR ALWAYS HAPPENS
jpmeyer> it is fucking raining like a fucking motherfucker outside
I forgot who: Why is it that homophobia is looked down upon less then language.
brimstone: Because excessive language is annoying.
TheMaxx: Brim: You kick for homophobia?
brimstone: Maxx: You're a flaming fucking faggot. Next question.
Note: krmt advertising for his channel here. Is there a way to kick him?
[12:13:38] (YTheAlien): Me: I attack with Hurloon Wrangler" Them: "I block with rukh egg" Me: "They have denimwalk" Them: 'I'm not wearing pants" Me: "X_x"
[12:15:32] > lol YTheAlien .. that's almost as bad as my match: opp - cast eladamris vineyard. my turn, main phase "GG". opp: gg, "blah-blah is requesting new game"
[12:15:42] (+obithrawn): cid laughs at the stupidest things
This thread should probably just be uncensored and labeled as such or something like that, since bdchat is really really really uncensored. Well, except when Brim, the puritan puke, is in there. *loser who laughs at his own jokes*
Quote (I have no idea how to do that fancy thing): Brim, the puritan puke
LOL
Aren't you your own boss? yeah, but that just means i have to do all the work
[Rakso] Aren't you your own boss?
[mikephoen] Yeah, but that just means I have to do all the work
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[jpmeyer] 2 nights ago i had a dream that me and team deadguy robbed a liquor store back in the wild west
[W_Knight] i really dont give a fuck for ancestral recall
ancestral sucks. There, I said it
my ex-girlfriend sucks. i miss her every day
Littlesal: ancestral sucks. There, I said it
Azhrei: my ex-girlfriend sucks. i miss her every day
[FeverDog] dammit man, im a doctor not a deckbuilder!
Rakso's Limp Bizkit moment...
Quote:<rakso> JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
jpmeyer: BACK TO SEX, DRUGS, MAGIC AND NEGATOR....
_3jpmeyer: i just beat ICT?
_3jpmeyer: how the hell did i do that?
_3jpmeyer: IJT is like 90/10 vs. keeper!
]R[aye: cuz you rule. my hero
Plow Udner!!!
ShadowD: I AM SO FUCKING GOOD AT MY JOB!
TheMaxx> rakso needs to get laidPyro->
Spike> Lol
Pyro-> hmm....
brimstone> LMAO
Redman> lol
TheMaxx> hes got way too much tension
Lord_Fril> 11,12,13 it doesnt matter to me, i cant screw girls that age any ways
[Rakso] Next time you have sex sent me a tournament report.
LOL!!
Round 1, paired up with Azhrei's ex ...
Game 1: I got screwed
Game 2: I went off
Game 3: I come out of the gates hard, but after a while things settle back into a consistent rhythm.
Just when I think I won't be able to pull it out, I get what I need, peel, and send to the dome.
Was that supposed to be Rakso's tournament report, Nevyn?
dude... "to the dome" !
lol
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
As long as we don't see too many reports about swinging with tight men, that would be hilarious to read!
[MrParrot] that is the most amazing quit message ever
*** TheMaxx is now known as MaxxBate
[ShadowD] Hi Brim
[ShadowD] want to make a bet about masturbation?
[jpmeyer] NEVER EVER LIE ABOUT THAT AGAIN [jpmeyer] YOU GOT ME ALL WORKED UP THAT ZVI TRASHED ICT
Is there a way to make HTML tags not register? If there is, someone tell me, and I'll post every single quit message I've ever had.
Or, maybe this will work:
Quote:<Witts> If I had a pickle, a thighmaster, and two penguins, I could... <Witts> 10 Hero- re-inact the Civil War... received 9 votes
<MrParrot> what are we without Witts? <MrParrot> a bunch of gibbering idiots? <lrgetrout> no, monkeys typing Shakespeare <Zorak> To be or not to be, that is the ooh Ooh OoH AH AH AHQ!!
<jpmeyer> i thought he was playing stompy <jpmeyer> so i had meddling mages set to giant growth and bounty of the hunt <jelal-> but then I cast craw wurm
<jelal-> how about like sligh with ophidians :D
<W_Knight> someone is impersonating channel regulars <Cividel> So we should find them, and hit them in the head with a Brick.
<Cividel> I'm trying to make the Patriot more representative of the US government. <Cividel> I'm adding black *nodnod*
<MrParrot> kind of like you can't drink food and eat liquid <jpmeyer> you can misdirect me from a burger to a hot dog, but not a glass of iced tea
<Jesus`> if u b00t jesus <Jesus`> u go to hell*** K-Run is now known as Barabas <Jesus`> i'm screwed
<jpmeyer> my speach is a combination of ebonics, magic slang, and obtuse words <jpmeyer> so no one ever understands it
<MrParrot> you know what Null Set does? <brimstone> Yep. <MrParrot> it needs to be real<brimstone> NO!!!!!! <MrParrot> YES!!!! <ETP> MAYBE!!!
<MrParrot> Choke or Miner? <MrParrot> Choke or Miner? <MrParrot> *bangs head against wall* * skrab Chokes Parrot with a Miner
(Lord_Fril): i think a the kind of shame a junkie has when doing drugs and playing BBS for a while is very comparable
<zenvir> academy will lose to a first turn channel/fireball/bolt
<WK> ok ppl, who is willing to sell his own soul for p10? <brimstone> WK: I would. * WK hands Contract from Below (tm) to Brimstone
*** WK changes topic to 'Parrot is the mono-U guru | Brim is going away from the 9th to 13th <-- woohoo! let's throw a party!! | www.bdominia.com'
<MrParrot> I'd rather pay $40 for cable <brimstone> I don't pay for cable. * brimstone makes little black boxes * ETP makes little cardboard roses
<Cividel> Think about it <Cividel> if you could combine all the stuff that Hollywood Ninjas can do... <Cividel> with Stone Golems made of Brick.
<MrParrot> Cividel, how do you get to be so funny? <Cividel> Too much caffeine, not enough drugs and entirely too bitter of a human being. *nod*
<brimstone> Also, there will be a movie shown in about an hour, which I believe is entitled, "Little Azhrei Goes to the Big City." Starring Dennis Hopper as a Magic Player who thinks he is great, but then travels to a big city where he finds out that he is only good enough to go 2-2 drop. Also starring Gene Hackman as UR Mage, the little boy who tries to beat Negator's sligh deck, but accidentally sideboards in Null Rods WHILE he has cursed scrolls s
<HavoKDarK> Greetings and Salutations <MrParrot> We who are about to be stoned for playing BBS salute you. <0_o> ***crowd cheers
<misterbob> my t1 nehterhaups didnt turn out too good
<Cividel> A Brick is a fairly blunt piece of humor <Cividel> But more than that, it's a way of life <Cividel> Brick-Do, The way of the Brick *nod*
<Cividel> I like Brick-Do better, Do indicates a Path or a Way. It's a more philosophical spin on crushing skulls
<ETP> and when you get to the full black belt your Bricking 37 times a seconds with a concrete block in bare hands
DM:"You crash through the door and find about 10 goblins. They look surprised." PC:"I say, 'Boo'!"
In a dockside inn- PC1: I call him a reptile's hemorrhoid- to a dock-worker GM: Eight people stand up. PC1: Can I get out the door? PC2: I block the door.
<Cividel> Bricks and Ninja are fun, Magical Cards is fun, Getting Cool Magical Cards for Cheap is more fun -- IRC Politics? Not Fun.
<edt> if the deck isn't good enough for rizzo it's not good enough for me!!
<Parrot> I must leave <PsychoCid> LMAO <PsychoCid> LMAOLMAO <PsychoCid> "I must leave" <PsychoCid> ROFLMAO
<cathy_n> cats can IRC. It's just that all they have to say is "\\\\\\\\\\\\+0875"
<Rubbduck> i always thought that the polite way to eat salad by putting your face into it
<{3penguin> Ducks get eaten. Parrots get killed in the pet trade. Nothing happens to penguins.
<Azhrei> i think kevin spacey should play me
<Azhrei> rumor has it i'm 13 <Azhrei> do i SOUND 13? <MrParrot> do you want me to answer that? :p
<PsychoCid> Parrot: Do I call you "Mr"? <jpmeyer> no, he's a small child <jpmeyer> if you don't believe me, ask edt
<nargoT> wtf is wrong with this room, i walk in and see this "<hannibal> i just got a pickle stuck in my ass, where did it come from?"
<spin13> hehe, i read about some game with 100+ people in it, somebody cast a first turn Syphon Soul and gained like 3200 life
<PsychoCid> dude <PsychoCid> updated heroes of magic list: <PsychoCid> Zak Dolan, Brian Weissman, Chris Cade, and Parrot
<MrParrot> Az, how many counters in Az BBS? <Azhrei> 16 <Azhrei> the four maindeck ertai put it over the top :P
<Ttime> I'm going to build a rb deck that breaks the format. Be right back
15:51:16 - Jelal says:'the deck is horrible' 15:51:22 - Jelal says:'with a capital z'
<AlonzoB> anyone for ibc? Email me with ip..
<Zorak> Hey that'z Zorak! <insert random number between 9-11> Land Stompy is Zorak's specialty!
<ShadowD> then I played Tundra <ShadowD> and 1996 World Champion <ShadowD> I love type one.
* AMM[-_-] is back -[ shoping ]- gone 51 s <CF> what is "shoping" and does it normally take 51 seconds?
<Indiana[N> You have to kick those who disagree with you *** Indiana[N was kicked by jelal- (I disagree with that)
<brianb> i don't think the veiled serpent was bad
<jelal> Parrot: XL-U needs at least 3 kegs <Cividel> I think that deck type was covered by the Geneva Conventions :/
<jelal> Carl's big blue is signed by richard garfield <Bartelby> is there a middle finger key?
<CrazyCarl> my spell checker <CrazyCarl> BDominia to Bolivia ;\ <jelal2> someone buy my Library for $70 <jelal2> I need it to feed my starving children![]()
<ETP> "Hell in BBS" - ETP <ETP> "Hell is not spelling 'IS' conrrectly" - ETP <ETP> "Hell is not spelling "Correctly" correctly" - a very tired ETP
* Telicis glares and unshealths his sword. * Bartelby looks at the 2 inch boy scout blade :/
<MrParrot> Oath is good <MrParrot> I'm thinking of Sapphire Oath though :P <ETP> dont, its boring
<Lord_Fril> what was that song with the video that has that fish and exploding piano at the end of it?
<spin13> well, i'm going to shower *** spin13 is now known as spinWET <Barktooth> he'll come back in a while <Barktooth> and change nick to SpinDRY
<jpmeyer> i was talking to my best friend's girlfriend today <jpmeyer> and she was like "MISE! that's an infinitely tight beating!"
<jpmeyer> my brother said "damnit, we should leave bill gates alone and have a liz phair economy"
<DrJ3141> how the hell does Yamo think that XL-U is as hard to play as BBS
<jpmeyer> 2 nights ago i had a dream that me and team deadguy robbed a liquor store back in the wild west
<jpmeyer> NEVER EVER LIE ABOUT THAT AGAIN <jpmeyer> YOU GOT ME ALL WORKED UP THAT ZVI TRASHED ICT
Not funny, Nevyn. Not one single bit.
Here's a good one from tonite:
ShutUp: no clothes is tech
[ShadowD]: "Do you believe in God's holy, invisible schlong?"
"Nimrod> Morphling=Supermacho, Mirari=Superpoo"
Sorry Az, couldn't think of another appropriate 'pairing' to use for an example. I would replace it with another, but that will probably just get me in more trouble.
But you've got to admit that send it to the dome part was kinda funny.
Quote:<Pyro-> btw, who's that dork "random miser" on bd??
<Pyro-> I read 1 post and I hate him already
Quote:*** Atog has joined #bdchat
<Atog> heh just installed mIRC in computer class
<Pyro-> lol
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<Rakso> Must've been caught
Quote:<Elrohir> Hey, he comes from a long line of "annoyances." I was one, once. Now look where I am.
<RndmMiser> On an SSN in the middle of nowhere?
* Pyro- kickbans RndmMiser
<Elrohir> Or at least, look where I've been.
Nevyn: it was funny, but sometimes it's best to not name specific people where things might still be sensitive, ce n'est pas?
Your french needs a little polishing, but point taken. Sorry to hit a sore point dude.
My French hasn't been used in 6 years-- I'm lucky if I got it close. :P No problem though; shit happens.
Quote:*** Rakso was kicked by Rakso (Rakso)
Azhrei> britney is not evil-- she's a naughty, naughty girl who needs to be spanked
Azhrei> NOT THE ENGLISH VERSION STAB YOUR EYES
*** AlphAtog is now known as Did
* Did you know that if you play the Windows CD backwards, you get a satanic message? -That's NOTHING man, if you play if forwards it installs EVIL EVIL WINDOWS. yes, it's that evil
OH YEAH BABY!! HARDER!!
oops, wrong window
DesertFox> OH YEAH BABY!! HARDER!!
DesertFox> oops, wrong window
Redman> umm...
AMM[-_-]> hmm
Redman> lol
*** DesertFox was kicked by brimstone (Dumbass pervert. FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
[MrParrot] stop making me change my quit every time i sign on
Hehe, that was funny....
Lord_Fril> maybe next time r&d makes a broken t1 card, ill find one of there emails and sign them up for every porno site inthe world
Is that supposed to entice them to make more or fewer broken cards, Fril?
It should entice them ot start using better artwork.....
what server is #bdchat on anyway?
newnet. LOOK AT MY NICK.
Yeah I know...Your nick...I'm a dumbass...:P
[ShutUp] I need to wear 3 different kinds of deodorant, small stores like dream wizards get hot when you are in them with 200 people
Quote:In real life, I play Academy. In real life, Academy beats everything. Online I play BBS, because BBS is consistent and doesn't get royally fucked by apprentice's shuffler the way Academy does.
8. sep:
elves cant stop thorn elemental
or my devouring strossus tech to get past moat
Damn,
elves cant stop thorn elemental
or my devouring strossus tech to get past moat
This time it's right:
nargoT: elves cant stop thorn elemental
nargoT: or my devouring strossus tech to get past moat
[ShadowD] hi jp
[ShadowD] we're talking about Smegma
[jpmeyer] EWWW
[ShadowD] no no
[ShadowD] [Smmenen] Smegma is probably the most misunderstood, most unjustifiably maligned substance in nature. Smegma is clean, not dirty, and is beneficial and necessary. It moisturizes the glans and keeps it smooth, soft, and supple. Its antibacterial and antiviral properties keep the penis clean and healthy. All mammals produce smegma.
We were discussing Windows XP, the next consumer OS from Microsoft.
[ShadowD] beta vsns. spaz out when you try to put in new hardware
[ShadowD] bcs XP thinks you're changing comps on it
[Azhrei] well, i assume they'll fix that
[Azhrei] wait
[Azhrei] HAHAHAHHAA
[Azhrei] what am i saying?
[ShadowD] exactly
I can't type for sh!t
I have more typo's than britney has young masturbting fans...
hehe I got a few lol's on that one...
[Barktooth] I can't type for sh!t
[Barktooth] I have more typo's than britney has young masturbting fans...