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by John MacMillan Endbringer's Top Ten List This month I, The ENDBRINGER have decided to help out all of those people not fortunate enough to be attending the Tempest pre-release by create an important tool in the fight against fake spoilers. And so I am proud to present this months topic... Top Ten Ways To Determine That your Tempest Spoiler is.... Inaccurate 10 It's written in crayon. 9 It's completely identical to the Mirage Spoiler list. 8 You read it in inquest. (Editor's note : This is the author's view, and not that of Beyond Dominia. Beyond Dominia is totally neutral in its position to Inquest, or any other CCG Magazine or E-Zine) 7 (Editor's note : Unfortunately, we had to edit this one out. We're waiting for John to give us a different one to put up instead. Thanks.) 6 Read the ALL text on your card aloud; you’d be surprised how many of your opponents will win when you do this 5 There's eight colors. 4 Upon careful examination you determine that more than 50% of the words are &%*$ or &*#$% 3 Theres 723 cards in green, and 715 of them are Scrybe sprites. 2 They spelled Tempst wrong. ...and the number one way to determine that your tempest spoiler list is...inaccurate.... 1 I wrote it.       John MacMillan       a.k.a. The ENDBRINGER       n***c@o***i.com [ Back to October 1997 Table of Contents ] [ Back to Beyond Dominia ] Magic: the Gathering is a Registered Trademark of Wizards of the Coast