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by John MacMillan Endbringer's Top Ten List This month, Beyond Dominia begins a new column called the ENDBRINGER'S top ten list, written by me, The ENDBRINGER. This month I have decided to instill a little etiquette into the game. Without further ado, this months topic is ... Top Ten Things You Should Never Do While Playing Magic 10 Juggle flaming chainsaws covered with wasps and angry bear cubs. (Of course that goes without saying) 9 Constantly call your opponent “Skippy the magic Elf” and whenever you hit him yell, “Bite on that one Skippy!” 8 Swim 7 Read the flavor text on your card out loud; you’d be surprised how many of your opponents have them memorized. 6 Read the ALL text on your card aloud; you’d be surprised how many of your opponents will win when you do this 5 Offer to trade the ante card you won back to an opponent, and then rip it up and hand him the pieces. 4 When someone plays a chaos orb, never dare them to hit you in the head. Although you may save a few cards, the irrepairable damage can last a life time. 3 Taunt a Scotsman 2 Play a dark ritual to cast a Scrybe Sprite 1 Cast a Scrybe Sprite       John MacMillan       a.k.a. The ENDBRINGER       n***c@o***i.com [ Back to June 1997 Table of Contents ] [ Back to Beyond Dominia ] Magic: the Gathering is a Registered Trademark of Wizards of the Coast