&lt;ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;Welcome to the Magic Joke Collection, the net's largest collection of M:tG humor!  Here, you will find over 1500 jokes, nicknames, and humorous cards, all pertaining to the collectablecard game Magic: the Gathering.  Hopefully, you will all find these pages enjoyable - whether you're looking for some good, fun Magichumor, or whether you're looking to laugh at how so many people are making such a big deal about a silly littlecard game...  :)&lt;p&gt;Comments?? Questions?? Suggestions?? E-mail me them at &lt;a href="mailto:i***i@o***w.edu"&gt;i***i@o***w.edu&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Warning&lt;/b&gt; : Some of the CWRU Magic Club's Magic Joke Collection might,maybe, possibly (if you're &lt;b&gt;really&lt;/b&gt; touchy) be considered offensive toa few people...  .  We try hard to weed out anyoffensive material that is sent to us; if you find anything that you considerto be offensive, please &lt;a href="mailto:i***i@o***w.edu"&gt;drop me a note&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br&gt;You may want to read the &lt;a href="disclaim.txt"&gt;disclaimer&lt;/a&gt;, too.. (warning! May actually be funny!)&lt;p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;TABLE border=5 ALIGN=CENTER CELLPADDING=0&gt;&lt;TR&gt;&lt;th colspan=2 ALIGN=MIDDLE&gt;&lt;font size="+3"&gt;The Magic Joke Collection -- Contents&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;TR&gt;&lt;TD WIDTH=33%&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;dl&gt;&lt;dt&gt;&lt;a href="joke1.html"&gt;Nicknames&lt;/a&gt;&lt;dd&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;Huge collection of 600+ nicknames!&lt;dd&gt;Last updated : &lt;b&gt;July 27, 1996&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;dl&gt;&lt;dt&gt;&lt;a href="joke2.html"&gt;Jokes about Magic in General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;dd&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;Various Magic related jokes&lt;dd&gt;Last updated : &lt;b&gt;July 27, 1996&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;dl&gt;&lt;dt&gt;&lt;a href="joke3.html"&gt;You know you've been . . . &lt;/a&gt;&lt;dd&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;You know you've been playing too much Magic when...&lt;dd&gt;Last updated : &lt;b&gt;July 27, 1996&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;TD WIDTH=33%&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;UL&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;dl&gt;&lt;dt&gt;&lt;a href="joke4.html"&gt;Cool/Funny Card Creations&lt;/a&gt;&lt;dd&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;Why won't WotC make cards like these?&lt;dd&gt;Last updated : &lt;b&gt;July 8, 1996&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;dl&gt;&lt;dt&gt;&lt;a href="otherjoke.html"&gt;Other Magic Humor Pages&lt;/a&gt;&lt;dd&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;Last updated : &lt;b&gt;June 24, 1996&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;dl&gt;&lt;dt&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cwru.edu/CWRU/Org/magic/joke/vote/vote.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Vote&lt;/strong&gt; in the 1st ever Jester Awards!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;dl&gt;&lt;dt&gt;&lt;a href="comment.html"&gt;Comments / Feedback&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;dl&gt;&lt;dt&gt;&lt;a href="comment2.html"&gt;See what people have said about the page!&lt;/a&gt; &lt;img src="new2.gif"&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;dl&gt;&lt;dt&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nb.net/~sxm/guestbook.html"&gt;Sign / View the Guestbook!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;dl&gt;&lt;dt&gt;&lt;a href="cur.htm"&gt;Page Statistics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;dl&gt;&lt;dt&gt;&lt;a href="newjoke.html"&gt;What's new?&lt;/a&gt; &lt;font size="-1"&gt;(7/27/96)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/dl&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=2 align=center&gt;&lt;font size="+1"&gt; Return back to the &lt;a href="magic.html"&gt;CWRU Magic Club Home Page&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;img vspace=15 src="dot_clea.gif"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;hr noshade&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Want to be notified when this page gets updated?&lt;/b&gt; Just fill out thebelow form, and you will be notified by e-mail when any changes/updates occur.To register to be notified when any other CWRU Magic Club pages getchanged/updated, check out the &lt;a href="http://www.cwru.edu/CWRU/Org/magic/notify.html"&gt;Notification of updates/changes page&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br&gt;&lt;form method="GET" action="http://www.netmind.com/cgi-bin/uncgi/url-mind"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Enter your e-mail address to receive e-mail when this page is updated.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Internet e-mail address: &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;input type=text size=40 name="required-email"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;input type=hidden value="http://www.cwru.edu/CWRU/Org/magic/magicfun.html" name=url&gt;&lt;input type=hidden value="http://www.cwru.edu/CWRU/Org/magic/respon.html" name=resppage&gt;&lt;input type=submit value=" Register to receive e-mail when this page is updated. "&gt;&lt;/form&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;hr align=center width=80% noshade&gt;&lt;h3 align=center&gt;&lt;a href="comment2.html"&gt;Awards, Accolades, and Critiques&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;h4 align=center&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~indigo/gsotd"&gt;&lt;img border=0 src="geeka.gif" alt="Geek Site of the Day"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width=50 height=59 src="dot_clea.gif"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.vivarin.com/contest/gallery.html"&gt;&lt;img border=0src="100.jpg" alt="Vivarin's Top 100"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width=50 height=59 src="dot_clea.gif"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.taponline.com/tap/culture/fringe/topten/aprtop10.html"&gt;&lt;img border=0 src="top10.gif" WIDTH=120 HEIGHT=60 alt="t@p online Topten student homepages"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;h4 align=center&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.synapse.net/~oracle/Contents/HumHL.html"&gt;&lt;img border=0src="3-Star.gif" alt="Oracle 3-star site"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img width=50 height=59 src="dot_clea.gif"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tfj.com/tfj/awards.htm"&gt;&lt;img border=0src="jewel.gif" alt="Family Jewel award"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h4 align=center&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mckinley.com"&gt;&lt;img border=0src="vert3star.gif" alt="Mckinley 3 star site"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;hr align=center width=80% noshade&gt;&lt;h4 align=center&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cwru.edu/cgi-bin/imagemap/CWRU/Org/magic/menubar.map"&gt;&lt;img border=0 src="menubar4.jpg" alt="menubar" ismap&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/h4&gt;&lt;h5 align=center&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.cwru.edu/CWRU/Org/magic/magic.html"&gt;CWRU Magic Club Home&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.cwru.edu/CWRU/Org/magic/club.html"&gt;Club Info/News&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.cwru.edu/CWRU/Org/magic/side.html"&gt;The Cleveland Sideboard&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.cwru.edu/CWRU/Org/magic/magicres.html"&gt;Magic Resources in the Net&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.cwru.edu/CWRU/Org/magic/expans.html"&gt;Case Expansion Set&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.cwru.edu/CWRU/Org/magic/magicfun.html"&gt;Magic Joke Collection&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.cwru.edu/CWRU/Org/magic/cur.htm"&gt;Stats&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://www.cwru.edu/CWRU/Org/magic/search.html"&gt;Search&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/h5&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;HR WIDTH=70% ALIGN=center SIZE=2 NOSHADE&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;font size="-1"&gt;This page is maintained by &lt;a href="http://k2.scl.cwru.edu/~ixm8/"&gt;Innate Mak&lt;/a&gt;. Feel free to &lt;a href="mailto:i***i@o***w.edu"&gt;mail me&lt;/a&gt; anyquestions/comments....&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;font size="-2"&gt;Copyright &amp;copy; 1995-1996 CWRU Magic Club / Innate Mak&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;HR WIDTH=70% ALIGN=center SIZE=2 NOSHADE&gt;&lt;/body&gt;&lt;/http&gt;<html><head><meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"/><link href="../museum/style.css" rel="stylesheet"/><script src="../museum/common.js"></script></head><body alink="#ff3300" background="jokeback.gif" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" link="#cc0000" vlink="#005522"><http>

<title>The Magic Joke Collection</title>










<dl><dl>

<center>
<img alt="The Weekly Freebie Compilation"/>
<p>
<b><i>Exploring the humorous side of the world's most collectable card game</i></b>
</p><p>

<table border="1" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="2">
<tbody><tr>
<td align="center" bgcolor="#AAAAAA" valign="TOP" width="115"><b>Vol. 1.29</b></td>
<td align="center" bgcolor="#AAAAAA" valign="TOP" width="249"><b>Updated Sunday Mornings</b></td>
<td align="center" bgcolor="#AAAAAA" valign="TOP" width="116"><b>FREE!!</b></td>
</tr>
</tbody></table>
<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0">

<tbody><tr>
        
        <td valign="top" width="110">
        
        
        
<br/>
<font size="+2"><tt><strong><a class="externalLink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20000608043129/http://www.nb.net/~sxm/free/bookstore.html" target="_blank">Bookshop</a></strong></tt></font><br/>
We've teamed up with Amazon.com to bring you a huge selection of freebie books!<br/>
<center><a class="externalLink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20000608043129/http://www.nb.net/~sxm/free/bookstore.html" target="_blank"><img alt="Book" border="0" height="38" width="33"/></a></center>
<br/>
<font size="+2"><tt><strong><a class="externalLink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20000608043129/http://www.nb.net/~sxm/free/chat.html" target="_blank">Chat Line</a></strong></tt></font><br/>
Come on in and chat with other freebie hunters!<p>
<br/>
<font size="+2"><tt><strong><u>Other Freebie Pages</u></strong></tt></font><br/>
Can't find what you're looking for?  Maybe one of the other freebie pages has it<br/>
<b><font size="-1">Coming soon!</font></b>
<br/>


        

 
 
        </p></td>

        
        
        <td align="center" valign="top" width="10"><img height="720" src="gray.gif" width="1"/></td>

        
        
        <td valign="top" width="240">
        
        

<br/>
<font size="+2"><tt><b><center>Week of<br/>December 29, 1996</center></b></tt></font><br/>
This week, we've got <b>6</b> awesome freebies for you, ranging from sunnyD to snowboarding stickers!<p>
<font size="-1"><b>You can choose between . . .</b></font></p><p>

<font size="+2"><tt><strong><a class="externalLink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20000608043129/http://www.nb.net/~sxm/free/thisweek2.html" target="_blank">Only This Week's Freebies</a></strong></tt></font><br/>
The total list of 6 new freebies, including the 2 weekly editor's choice</p><p>

</p><center><font size="-1"><b>or</b></font></center><br/>

<font size="+2"><tt><strong><a class="externalLink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20000608043129/http://www.nb.net/~sxm/free/thisweek.html" target="_blank">The Entire Compilation</a></strong></tt></font><br/>
Entire list of 179 freebies, sorted by categories<p>
<br/>
</p><p>
        </p><center><img height="1" src="gray.gif" width="220"/></center>


        <p>


</p><center><font size="+2"><tt><strong>Time Warp</strong></tt></font></center><br/>
Here's where you'll find some of the past compilations . . .<p>

<font size="+2"><tt><strong><a class="externalLink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20000608043129/http://www.nb.net/~sxm/free/oldeditor.html" target="_blank">Past Editor's Choice</a></strong></tt></font><br/>
Take a look at some past goodies (a few may have expired)</p><p>

<font size="+2"><tt><strong><a class="externalLink" href="https://web.archive.org/web/20000608043129/http://www.nb.net/~sxm/free/lastweek.html" target="_blank">Lastweek's Compilation</a></strong></tt></font><br/>
December 22, 1996 Freebie Compilation</p><p>


        </p></td>
        


        <td align="center" valign="top" width="10"><img height="720" src="gray.gif" width="1"/></td>

        <td valign="top" width="110">
        
        
        
        
        
<br/>
<font size="+1">W</font>elcome to The Weekly Freebie Compilation, the guide dedicated to presenting to you the
newest and coolest freebies on the net!!  Every week, we update the guide to give you an up-to-date, catalogued compilation of the current bounties.
<p>
For your viewing pleasure,<b>every compilation</b>'s freebie links are <b>verified</b>, so you shouldn't run across any expired freebies! 



        </p></td>
        
</tr>

</tbody></table>
  


</p><p>

</p><hr noshade="" width="70%"/>
Page maintained by : <a href='javascript:mailto("i***i@o***w.edu")'>Innate Mak</a>
<p>

</p><p>
<img/> 
</p></center>




</dl></dl></http></body></html>