The Magic Joke Collection : Jokes about Magic in General
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Jokes about Magic in General
- Q) What do you get when you put a Benalish Hero in an Ice Cauldron?
- A) Betty Crocker
- Submitted by Matthew Anderson
- Q) What does Gargamel and a Red Elemental Blast have in common?
- A) They both get rid of the Blues
- Submitted by David Fernandez
- Q) What do you get when you cross Lord of the Pit with Pinky and the Brain?
- A) Two little demons ruling the world
- Submitted by Annie Somerson
- Q) Why does the ocean roar?
- A) You'd roar too if you had Giant Oysters on your bottom.
- Submitted by Rob Leachman
- Q) What do you call cheap cards like Icy Prison?
- A) Blue cheese.
- Submitted by Nathan Hermecz
- Q) What happens if polar kraken gets Flight played on him?
- A) Lots of airtraffic jams
- Submitted by larz
- Q) What do you get when you cross Sisters of the Flame with the Winter Blast?
- A) A cold day in heck.
- Submitted by Anonymous
- Q) What do you get when you cross a nerd with Unholy Armor?
- A) Super nerd!!!!!!!
- Submitted by Nathan Drackett
- Popular Arabian Nights ditty:
- Juzam,Juzam,he's our djinn,
- if we cast him out,you can't win!
- Submitted by A.P.
- Q) What do you get when you put a Flight on a Land Leech?
- A) Three and a half Leaping Lizards
- Submitted by Dan DuBois
- Q) Why is Eron the Relentless a freak?
- A) How many regenerating creatures have you seen with scars?
- Submitted by Anonymous
- Q) When will someone slap a "jump" on a "durkwood boars"?
- A) When pigs fly
- Submitted by J
- The Maro (sung to "Tomorrow")
- The Maro, The Maro
- I love him, the Maro.
- He's oh so much fun to play.
- The Maro, the Maro,
- I summon the Maro
- and victory's a draw away. Ugh!
- Submitted by Mary Van Tyne
- Q) What do you get when a Serra Angel trips?
- A) Fallen Angel
- Submitted by Anonymous
- Q) What d you get when you cross a Witch Hunter with a Storm Cauldron?
- A) Witches Brew
- Submitted by Jon Palmer
